The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.]
"Dear (Step)Moms*: Would you all consider Splash Mountain a 'classic' at Magic Kingdom? In one of my non-Facebook groups, a girl is trying to tell me that it's not a classic because it's not old. The problem is that it's been ...
It combines two things everyone loves: Lin-Manuel Miranda, and Miss Piggy as Angelica (and maybe Eliza, too).
BAY LAKE, FL -- The Walt Disney Company has announced yet another major change coming to the Magic Kingdom, this time in Liberty Square. The venerable Hall of Presidents is scheduled to be replaced with a puppet show about a Secretary of the Treasury.
That's right. The Hall of Presidents is being replaced by Hamilton, as portrayed by the Muppets.
Something about Corporate Synergy
Josh D'Amaro, Chairman ...
Just one more thing to clean up after the Main Street Autonomous Zone.
MAGIC KINGDOM, FL -- Disney officials are scrambling after discovering Cinderella Castle was painted pink at some point during the shutdown. Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) spoke with our reporter.
"Since we've all been working at home, including our maintenance teams, no one has been seen the castle since March!"
Prep for reopening
Disney (no relation) continued, "The Bobs told the parks they should probably get ready for ...
Here's what you missed while doing something much less important!
Appearing this past week on Uncle Walt's Insider:
(STEP) MOMS PANEL: CAN I THROW MY OWN HALLOWEEN PARTY AT WALT DISNEY WORLD? - This confused us, because it's a party wherever the (Step)Moms are.
BREAKING: DISNEY ANIMAL CHARACTERS WILL ONLY BE VOICED BY ACTUAL ANIMALS - Huh, okay. We suppose an actual duck voicing Donald can't be worse.
"YOUNG" WALT DISNEY STATUE THE NEXT TO GO? - One Twit (Twitter user) says if we tear ...