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(Step)Moms Panel: Is Splash Mountain a “classic”?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step)Moms*: Would you all consider Splash Mountain a 'classic' at Magic Kingdom? In one of my non-Facebook groups, a girl is trying to tell me that it's not a classic because it's not old. The problem is that it's been ... Read more
Poster for "Hamilton Live! Featuring the Muppets." Image © 2020 Disney (perhaps modified. A bit).

Hall of Presidents to be replaced with “Hamilton Live! Featuring the Muppets”!

It combines two things everyone loves: Lin-Manuel Miranda, and Miss Piggy as Angelica (and maybe Eliza, too). BAY LAKE, FL -- The Walt Disney Company has announced yet another major change coming to the Magic Kingdom, this time in Liberty Square. The venerable Hall of Presidents is scheduled to be replaced with a puppet show about a Secretary of the Treasury. That's right. The Hall of Presidents is being replaced by Hamilton, as portrayed by the Muppets. Something about Corporate Synergy Josh D'Amaro, Chairman ... Read more
Vandals paint Cinderella Castle a hideous pink color. Photo by Laughing Place via Twitter.

Cinderella Castle vandalized, painted pink

Just one more thing to clean up after the Main Street Autonomous Zone. MAGIC KINGDOM, FL -- Disney officials are scrambling after discovering Cinderella Castle was painted pink at some point during the shutdown. Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) spoke with our reporter. "Since we've all been working at home, including our maintenance teams, no one has been seen the castle since March!" Prep for reopening Disney (no relation) continued, "The Bobs told the parks they should probably get ready for ... Read more
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(Step)Moms Panel: Walt Disney World is closed? Why?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step)Moms: I went to book a vacation to Walt Disney World - my first - and their website says they're closed? Really? What's up with that?" - Carl S., Cheyenne Wy Harriet: Just don't go to Walt Disney World. There are enough ... Read more

Uncle Walt’s Insider Week in Review for July 5

Here's what you missed while doing something much less important!  Appearing this past week on Uncle Walt's Insider: Monday (STEP) MOMS PANEL: CAN I THROW MY OWN HALLOWEEN PARTY AT WALT DISNEY WORLD? - This confused us, because it's a party wherever the (Step)Moms are. Tuesday BREAKING: DISNEY ANIMAL CHARACTERS WILL ONLY BE VOICED BY ACTUAL ANIMALS - Huh, okay. We suppose an actual duck voicing Donald can't be worse. Wednesday "YOUNG" WALT DISNEY STATUE THE NEXT TO GO? - One Twit (Twitter user) says if we tear ... Read more