We all saw this coming.
UNCLE WALT'S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD -- Citing concerns that the symbol was being "overused," the title graphics were becoming "confusing," and the graphics guy was getting "lazy," our Uncle Walt has banned the use of the red circle and slash graphic on this site, at least temporarily. [Ed.: Next to be "banned": overuse of "quote marks."]
We'll keep you posted if the ban is lifted. [Marty: I already have the graphic ready!]
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Oops. Looks like we were hacked. Or incredibly lazy. Or going for clickbait. Like we would ever do that.
ANAHEIM, CA -- Never mind. Sorry.
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Cover photo: Uncle Walt's Insider is NOT closing permanently. We think. Photo [CC0] via Pxhere.
Not a surprise. No one's gone there for weeks.
ANAHEIM, CA -- The news that we all feared has come. Contrary to the ramblings of those know-nothing "(Step)Moms" yesterday, officials at the Uncle Walt's Insider Company announced today that the Uncle Walt's Insider will remain closed permanently.
Although the reason has not been announced, we suspect the closure is because Uncle Walt's Insider has become extremely unpopular. No official numbers are available, but some sources are report that NO ONE has visited Uncle ...
Here's what you missed while doing something much less important!
Appearing this past week on Uncle Walt's Insider:
(STEP) MOMS PANEL: DISNEYLAND IS NOT CLOSING PERMANENTLY! - Okay, this panic is getting out of hand. The (Step)Moms step in (get it?) with calm, reasoned facts.
BREAKING NEWS: DISNEYLAND TO CLOSE PERMANENTLY - Before you ask, of course it's true. Would we ever mislead you about anything?
CORRECTION: DISNEYLAND IS NOT CLOSING PERMANENTLY - We're not called "Magical Fake News" for nothing. Learn a lesson from ...