You didn't think you'd get to keep him, did you?
NEVARRO -- [Ed.: We have inside sources on Nevarro? Wow.] The holiday season's favorite store, Build-A-Bear, is back in the news. This time, they will soon allow guests to build their own version of The Child, aka Baby Yoda, aka !
Fans of the character are excited about this new offering -- but maybe they shouldn't be.
You can't take it with you
There is a catch. When a Baby Yoda purchase is made, a ...
In fact, you don't even have to write much of an article.
UNCLE WALT'S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD -- "The Mandalorian" is a gift that keeps on giving -- to Disney and Star Wars websites, particularly those with poorly compensated writers looking for a cheap hook to draw readers in. That's right, we're talking "Baby Yoda." His picture brings in clicks like nothing else.
We at Uncle Walt's Insider aren't ones to just make stuff up, either. Okay, yeah, actually we do that all ...
Who knew he could be so talkative?
SVALBARD, NO -- Fresh off his short stint on The Mandalorian, "The Child," a/k/a "Baby Yoda," a/k/a , sat down with our very own Uncle Walt to discuss his future.
First, thanks for joining us. There has been much controversy on what to call you, do you prefer that I call you The Child, Baby Yoda, or the name that Bob Iger emailed to me asking to keep it a secret, ?
The Mandalorian struggled to find an audience. Who thought a Star Wars show was a good idea?
BURBANK, CA -- Disney+ has been streaming for over a month, and after a rocky start, fans have settled in to enjoy watching their favorite Disney movies and TV shows.
However, not all is well. The Disney+ exclusive original show The Mandalorian received abysmal reviews, and fans rate it lower than the Star Wars prequels. Our own Uncle Walt's Insider polling* has shown that Jar ...
So immature. He's being a big poopy-head.
A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY -- In a recent appearance on The Star Wars Show, Disney Chairman/CEO/Weekend Custodian Bob Iger teased that he knows the name of "The Child," aka "Baby Yoda", from the failed Disney+ series, The Mandalorian.
When pressed to share the name, Iger simply stuck out his tongue and then chanted over and over, "I'm not going to tell you. I'm not going to tell you, nanny nanny boo boo, stick your ...