It’s the thing to do these days, and Disney’s cashing in! BURBANK, CA — Adventures by Disney has a brand new excursion, and they hope that real patriots will want to sign up for this one! The newly-announced “After Hours” US Capitol Tour will bring guests to Washington, D.C. for their adventure. The travelers will…
Disney’s live streaming service has even more great shows on the way! BR’ER BANK, CA – Disney+ has a lot of great shows already in the Star Wars and Marvel universes, but more are in the works! Here’s a few you may not yet have heard of: Somebody Feed Porkins Follow Jek Porkins as he…
Apparently Walt isn’t happy. BURBANK, CA — Sources within the Disney Company say that CEO Bob “Bob” Chapek is being visited by the Ghost of Disney Past. Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) confirmed the haunting, but said it is no big deal. “The ghost first showed up when Chapek started charging for…
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Can Six Flags overtake Disney? (We’ll wait while you wipe the soda off your screen.) What is it with America’s non-existent love affair with Six Flags? Truly, they are the parks you visit when you can’t afford Disney. The good news for them is that soon, no one will be able to afford Disney! (Thanks, Bob!)…
Pictured above (L-R): Winnie the Pooh, Chairman Xi Jinping. BURBANK, CA — Sources within the headquarters of The Disney Company confirm that the character of Winnie the Pooh is being “retired” worldwide, at the request of Chairman Xi Jinping of China. Uncle Walt’s Insider spoke with Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) about…