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Personally, we can't wait for the crossover series. Photo elements © Disney.

MORE future Star Wars & Marvel spin-offs coming to Disney+

It's like they're milking a dead horse, or beating the cow they rode in on. Or something. BR'ER BANK, CA - You thought our previous list of Star Wars & Marvel spinoffs coming to Disney+ was complete? Nay, nay! Disney's going to squeeze the blood from this turnip until the stars fall from the clowns. [Ed.: Will someone please work with Marty on his analogies?] Here's a few more you may not yet have heard of:  Extreme City Makeover: Mos Eisley From wretched hive ...
July 19, 2022 by Marty in Other
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And we thought we were done with unnecessary Peeps after Easter. Photo © Disney/Pixar, mostly.

Pixar: Bo Peep was transgender all along

Next up: have you ever seen a Slinky Dog twerk? EMERYVILLE, CA -- Continuing Disney's repeated attempts to one-up itself in the Woke Olympics, its animation subsidiary Pixar has announced the first transgender character in children's animated feature films. Not only that, but it says the character was introduced in 1995, when the first Toy Story film was released! Bo Peep, you see, is a dude trans woman, and has been all this time. "Bo Peep was actually born 'Beau,' B-E-A-U, Peep," explains Disney ...
July 9, 2022 by Marty in Other
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Promotional photos from the new Adventures By Disney "After Hours" U.S. Capitol Tours. Photo by Disney... um really AFP via Getty Images.

Adventures by Disney announces “After Hours” US Capitol Tours

It's the thing to do these days, and Disney's cashing in! BURBANK, CA -- Adventures by Disney has a brand new excursion, and they hope that real patriots will want to sign up for this one! The newly-announced "After Hours" US Capitol Tour will bring guests to Washington, D.C. for their adventure. The travelers will be booked into the Trump Hotel, enjoy dining at some of the best restaurants the city has to offer, and then after night falls they'll head out ...
June 23, 2022 by Walt in Other
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Personally, we can't wait for the crossover series. Photo elements © Disney.

Future Star Wars & Marvel spin-offs coming to Disney+

Disney's live streaming service has even more great shows on the way! BR'ER BANK, CA - Disney+ has a lot of great shows already in the Star Wars and Marvel universes, but more are in the works! Here's a few you may not yet have heard of:  Somebody Feed Porkins Follow Jek Porkins as he eats his way across the galaxy! Cantina! A sitcom featuring a variety of wacky regulars and guests hanging out at their favorite Tatooine watering hole, along with snooty waitresses and a ...
June 4, 2022 by Marty in Other, Spotlight
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We're scared of what the Ghost of Disney Future will show.

Chapek haunted by Ghost of Disney Past

Apparently Walt isn't happy. BURBANK, CA -- Sources within the Disney Company say that CEO Bob "Bob" Chapek is being visited by the Ghost of Disney Past. Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) confirmed the haunting, but said it is no big deal. "The ghost first showed up when Chapek started charging for things that used to be free for guests," Disney (no relation) told Uncle Walt's Insider. "That was unsettling, sure, but Bob's pretty used to the visits by now." "You learn ...
April 8, 2022 by Marty in Other
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