Uncle Walt's Insider step-planDisney (Step)Moms answer your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.]
"Dear step-planDisney (Step)Moms: Will there be a crossover movie with Cars and Raya and the Lost Dragon and Moana and Frozen and Tangled and Garfield?" - Malikhi Brandon, Bellevue, NE
Dear Brandy, thank you for writing.
A crossover with Cars, Raya, Moana, Frozen, Tangled & Garfield? ...
It's like they're milking a dead horse, or beating the cow they rode in on. Or something.
BR'ER BANK, CA - You thought our previous list of Star Wars & Marvel spinoffs coming to Disney+ was complete? Nay, nay! Disney's going to squeeze the blood from this turnip until the stars fall from the clowns. [Ed.: Will someone please work with Marty on his analogies?]
Here's a few more you may not yet have heard of:
Extreme City Makeover: Mos Eisley
From wretched hive ...
Next up: have you ever seen a Slinky Dog twerk?
EMERYVILLE, CA -- Continuing Disney's repeated attempts to one-up itself in the Woke Olympics, its animation subsidiary Pixar has announced the first transgender character in children's animated feature films. Not only that, but it says the character was introduced in 1995, when the first Toy Story film was released!
Bo Peep, you see, is a dude trans woman, and has been all this time.
"Bo Peep was actually born 'Beau,' B-E-A-U, Peep," explains Disney ...
It's the thing to do these days, and Disney's cashing in!
BURBANK, CA -- Adventures by Disney has a brand new excursion, and they hope that real patriots will want to sign up for this one!
The newly-announced "After Hours" US Capitol Tour will bring guests to Washington, D.C. for their adventure. The travelers will be booked into the Trump Hotel, enjoy dining at some of the best restaurants the city has to offer, and then after night falls they'll head out ...
Disney's live streaming service has even more great shows on the way!
BR'ER BANK, CA - Disney+ has a lot of great shows already in the Star Wars and Marvel universes, but more are in the works! Here's a few you may not yet have heard of:
Somebody Feed Porkins
Follow Jek Porkins as he eats his way across the galaxy!
A sitcom featuring a variety of wacky regulars and guests hanging out at their favorite Tatooine watering hole, along with snooty waitresses and a ...