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We can’t wait to visit Walt, er, Bob Chapek World! BURBANK, CA — A recent SEC filing reveals that Disney intends to replace the Disney name with “Chapek” worldwide, after its current CEO Bob “Bob” Chapek. The name change will include the parks, studios, subsidiaries, individual departments, as well as the corporation name itself. Uncle…
This article brought to you by Disney+, unless you pay us. GLENDALE-ISH, CA — Disney CEO Bob “Bob” Chapek is continuing his practice of adding charges to things that used to be free! During a recent earnings call, Chapek announced that streaming service Disney+ will be adding advertisements, but that an ad-free experience would still…
Uncle Walt’s Insider step-planDisney (Step)Moms answer your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] “Dear step-planDisney (Step)Moms: Will there be a crossover movie with Cars and Raya and the Lost…
It’s like they’re milking a dead horse, or beating the cow they rode in on. Or something. BR’ER BANK, CA – You thought our previous list of Star Wars & Marvel spinoffs coming to Disney+ was complete? Nay, nay! Disney’s going to squeeze the blood from this turnip until the stars fall from the clowns….
Next up: have you ever seen a Slinky Dog twerk? EMERYVILLE, CA — Continuing Disney’s repeated attempts to one-up itself in the Woke Olympics, its animation subsidiary Pixar has announced the first transgender character in children’s animated feature films. Not only that, but it says the character was introduced in 1995, when the first Toy…