It’s like they’re milking a dead horse, or beating the cow they rode in on. Or something.
BR’ER BANK, CA – You thought our previous list of Star Wars & Marvel spinoffs coming to Disney+ was complete? Nay, nay! Disney’s going to squeeze the blood from this turnip until the stars fall from the clowns. [Ed.: Will someone please work with Marty on his analogies?]
Here’s a few more you may not yet have heard of:
Extreme City Makeover: Mos Eisley
From wretched hive of scum and villainy to family-friendly living!
Jabba the Hutt’s Sweatin’ to the Oldies
Most of the instructions are in Huttese, but other than that, he does sound uncannily like Richard Simmons.
Boop beep beep beep whistle.
Avatar: The Last Avenger
The crossover to end all crossovers. Watch for Spock’s cameo!
It’s Life Day, Charlie Brown
No spoilers, but at some point a wookiee sits on Snoopy.
The Groot Movie
Finally, a Marvel movie where the studio doesn’t care if the script leaks.
Muppets Take “Wokka”nda
Together again, again, again, again, again. Tune in for 90 minutes of Fozzie’s worst Vibranium puns.
Greedo Fieri’s Galactic Goodies
Worth it just to see Greedo drive a convertible.
When Han Met Sally
We don’t know who Sally is either, but we’re exciting to know that sexually-charged banter and innuendo is coming to Disney+.
Fixer Upper – Tattooine
Find out how Chip Gaines (head of Disney Imagineering) can draw attention from all of the sand with just a little shiplap!
Extreme Planet Makeover: Alderaan
Okay, this is just in bad taste.
Let’s Make a Deal: Jawa Edition
You thought there was bartering on this show before? Ha.
Batuu boys, Batuu boys, whatcha gonna do?
Marvel vs. Marvel
Captain Marvel, Blue Marvel, Marvel Boy, Masked Marvel, and Ms. Marvel all fight each other over the rights to the Marvel superhero name, until a common threat means they have to unite. Like an alien invasion or something. Yeah, sounds exciting, but 90% of the movie happens in a courtroom.
Walt, Ub, X & Marty contributed to this article, so we have plausible deniability about any particular item.
Which show are you most excited about? Let us know in the comments below!
Cover photo: We hope all of these will be released at the same time. Photo elements © Disney.