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VI. There is NO paragraph number VI.
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0C. Discontinue use if rash appears. If redness or itching persists, consult a physician.
XIII. See paragraph number VI.
XIV. Šis sakinys nėra olandų kalba.
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TL;DR – we have no idea what we’re doing.