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Medical journal: Goofy is actually a genius?

Have we been underestimating the lovable man-dog-thing all these years? BALTIMORE, MD -- According to a study published in the New Old England Journal of Medicine, Goofy is not the bumbling fool that we've all thought he was. In fact, he's actually a genius! The author of the study, a fellow at the Johns Hopkins School of Medicine and Spa, says the conclusion was made after carefully studying every Goofy cartoon ever made. While the paper is filled with medical jargon that ... Read more
UWI Step Moms Panel

(Step)Moms Panel: Is a Disney vacation worth the extra money over Six Flags?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: Is a Disney vacation really worth the extra money? Or should I just take my kids to Six Flags?" - Rick C., Amarillo, TX X: Howdy, Rick! How is life under the Amarillo sky? Other than airport connections, I've never ... Read more
Uncle Walt's Insider Week in Review

Uncle Walt’s Insider Week in Review for March 8

Here's what you missed while doing something much less important!  Appearing this past week on Uncle Walt's Insider: Monday (STEP) MOM'S PANEL: WITH THE JUNGLE CRUISE SINKING, IS DISNEY CRUISE LINE SAFE? - So you want to spend days on the ocean but don't want to get wet? What's up with that?! Tuesday "MAGIC OF CONSTRUCTION WALLS" TOUR COMES TO EPCOT - It was such a smash hit at Hollywood Studios during the building of Galaxy's Edge! Wednesday TRUE TALES OF STUPID GUESTS 16: has lots of ... Read more
Disney, er, we mean, Uncle Walt’s Insider Food Blog. Totally original logo not at all influenced by (which we love, btw!).

Uncle Walt’s Insider Food Blog: Why I Love the Finding Nemo Cupcakes

Ub from Ub's Analysis gives his totally fresh opinion on this new cupcake! UNCLE WALT'S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD - Have you seen the new Finding Nemo Creamsicle cupcake? All I can say is, "YUMM!" Let's face it. When you go to a Disney Park or Hotel and select your food, why are you selecting it? For educational purposes? Maybe back in the 80s, but this is 2020, and putting Disney characters on food is nothing new. So why not make a cupcake with ... Read more
Ub's Analysis

Ub’s Analysis: the Finding Nemo Cupcakes have got to go

In which we give Ub space to express an opinion publicly. This can't be good. UNCLE WALT'S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD - Have you seen the new Finding Nemo Creamsicle cupcake? All I can say is, “Ewww.” Let’s face it. They’ve been trying to make eating Finding Nemo characters a thing ever since someone caught the chef at Coral Reef putting Pacific blue tang caviar on various dishes. Some say it actually came from Dory, but she couldn’t remember when asked. But this new ... Read more