The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.]
“Dear (Step)Moms: When does the Auto Zone on Main Street open? Do they have a footprint gas pedal for a ’69 Charger with a Hemi?” Joe D., Silvertown, ID
Hi Joe, thanks for asking.
How exciting you have a ’69 Charger with a Hemi!
The Auto Zone opens at park opening, and closes one hour after park close. At time of publishing, there is one footprint gas pedal in stock. It should fit the ’69 Charger with a Hemi. If you have trouble finding it, just ask one of the Cast Members to assist you. Have a magical vacation!
Hi Jodie! I can’t be of much help to you, I usually only go to O’Reilly Auto Parts. I also don’t know about the gas pedal for your ’69 Charger. However, they do sell a flux capacitor for a 1981-1983 model year DMC Delorean. It’s part number 121-G on their website.
Dear Jody, I’m afraid you’re misinformed. There isn’t actually an Auto Zone store on Main Street USA.
Goofy goofy_fan_32 just couldn’t spell ‘autonomous’ and had to abbreviate.
The good news is that, as Walt said, they do have the gas pedal in stock! We suggest you come armed. Oh, and separate theme park admission is required.
Enjoy your trip!
They are charging admission to get into the MSUSAAZ? Is that not included in the Park Hopper ticket or Annual Pass? I’ll have to make some phone calls…
Okay, that clears things up.
My fellow Mainstreeters! Lend me your ears!
It matters not whether the accelerator matches your footprint, what matters is if everyone can use it. It does not matter what the pedal looks like, but rather what it will cost the taxpayers our fellow Americans.
It’s time to make the government of Main Street USA live within their own means, and I’m running to remind them to get their hands out of your wallet.
I’m Ub Skrewi, and I approve this message.
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