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(Step)Moms Panel: Do you steal your questions from other places?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step)Moms: Are these really real questions sent in by your readers? Do you steal them from other places, like private groups on Facebook? Or make them up completely?" - Amy A. Marty: First, let me say that I loved you in that ... Read more

Uncle Walt’s Insider Week in Review for July 12

Here's what you missed while doing something much less important!  Appearing this past week on Uncle Walt's Insider: Monday (STEP) MOMS PANEL: WALT DISNEY WORLD IS CLOSED? WHY? - The (Step)Moms did some exhaustive research (for once). Apparently it's true. Huh. Who knew? Tuesday CINDERELLA CASTLE VANDALIZED, PAINTED PINK - We're okay with gang tagging. But painting the whole thing pink? Really, vandals? Wednesday HALL OF PRESIDENTS TO BE REPLACED WITH "HAMILTON LIVE! FEATURING THE MUPPETS" - America's favorite Treasury Secretary played by everyone's favorite frog! Thursday (STEP) MOMS PANEL: ... Read more
We're disappointed. We thought we'd be able to see the potato. Photo [CC0] via Pikist.

Potato cam, more coming soon to Disney+

The scratchy VHS transfer of Phantom should bring in a lot of new subscribers! BURBANK, CA -- Following an increase in subscriptions, likely due to the release of Hamilton, Disney+ has announced several new titles which will be added in the coming months. (For those of you who have been hiding under a rock, Disney+ is Disney's streaming service where you can stream movies, TV movies, and ... yeah, that's about it.) A bulleted list! Here are some of the highlights that have been ... Read more
The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution is on the warpath. Wait, can we say 'warpath'? Photo Public Domain.

Walt Disney canceled? Name to be removed from parks and movies worldwide

We kind of figured this would have to happen eventually. BURBANK, CA -- Officials at the Company announced today that they are erasing 's name from films, theme parks, and products world-wide. (the company) spokesperson Jun (no relation) shared the reasoning. " was a backwards thinker. And he had a major part in creating things that can never see the light of day again, including Song of the South, Nazi-loving Donald Duck, and cream cheese-filled pretzels. Because of this, ... Read more
UWI (Step)Moms Panel

(Step)Moms Panel: Is Splash Mountain a “classic”?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step)Moms*: Would you all consider Splash Mountain a 'classic' at Magic Kingdom? In one of my non-Facebook groups, a girl is trying to tell me that it's not a classic because it's not old. The problem is that it's been ... Read more