Disney's hyperexpensive hyperspace hotel shuts down! Who could have seen that coming?
WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL - It was a bold vision, even for Disney: create a Star Wars multiday experience so real, so immersive, that nerds worldwide would empty their bank accounts, drain their 401K's, and decide their kids didn't really need to go to college after all. It was Disney's Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser, a landlocked Florida hotel themed as an instellar cruise ship, complete with cruise ship prices.
And just ...
Thankfully, no one on the terrorist watchlist has been apprehended. Yet.
WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL -- Officials at Walt Disney World's E.P.C.O.T. Center are reporting a significant increase in the number of people crossing between the park's Mexico and Norway pavilions. The increase comes just after Title 42 border crossing restrictions expired last week.
"We're fairly sure Title 42 is to blame," says Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation). "Or it could just be that summer is near and schools are ...
The "true guardians of the Magic Kingdom" await revolution in Florida.
HAVANA, CUBA -- Just when we thought Disney news couldn't get any stranger... it has been revealed that the former Reedy Creek Improvement District board, which governed the Walt Disney World Resort in Florida for over four decades, has established a "government in exile" in Cuba.
Sources close to the matter report that the board members fled to Cuba after losing control of the district in their spat with the State of Florida. ...
Are they conceding defeat, or punishing DeSantis???
LAKE BUENA VISTA, FL -- In a surprise move in the ongoing battle between the State of Florida and the Disney Company, Walt Disney World has shut its doors - apparently for good!
The four theme parks and two water parks did not open today. Guests staying at Disney resorts have been told that they are welcome to complete their hotel stay, but they are only being offered Disneyland tickets in exchange for any remaining days ...
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"Dear step-planDisney (Step)Moms: I have a question can Walt Disney animation studio make a multiverse aka mirrorverse universe and cars (lightning McQueen and Mater and Cruz Ramirez) join with the Disney animation studio crossover movie in the future or maybe 2024 or 2026?" ...