A WWWD Special Report: The failure of Disney+
Disney's new streaming service apparently won't have anything good.
OLD HOLLAND, NETHERLANDS -- Our very own Uncle Walt has been traveling the globe for his upcoming book, The Global Churro. While visiting the Netherlands, our beloved [Ed.: And most favorited UWI Author, based on a recent round of voting by the team.] [Marty: I don't remember voting] Uncle Walt found himself unable to enjoy local television. So he did what everyone else would do: he turned to the Internet.
This is his ...
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Theme park attendance shock: Magic Kingdom falls to #2
Alaska's Mukluk Land is now the most visited theme park in the world.
TOK, ALASKA -- Theme park attendance numbers for 2018 have been released, and for the first time in 86 years, the Magic Kingdom Park & Spa is not at the top of the list. That honor goes to "Alaska's Most Unique Destination," Mukluk Land, which is located at Milepost 1317 on the Alaska Highway.
Here are the top ten by 2018 attendance, according to the Themed Entertainment Association:
1. Mukluk Land, ...
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(Step)Moms Panel: The best room at the All Star Movies Resort?
The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.]
"Dear (Step) Moms: I'm just beginning to plan my family's very first trip to Walt Disney World! Because of our budget, we'll likely stay in one of the value resorts, and we really like the look of the All Star Movies ...
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Next year’s NBA “Global Games” will be held at Epcot
"This whole trying to make a buck without ticking off a tyrannical Communist regime thing is hard!" -- Adam Silver, maybe
WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL -- Seeking to avoid the international controversy this year's China tour has brought, NBA Kommissar Commissioner Adam Silver announced that next year's Global Games would be held in the World Showcase portion of Epcot.
Courts will be set up in each of the twelve country's pavilions, and the games will be played as if they are in the ...
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Disney+ active in Netherlands; millions of Disney fans moving there
"I don't even speak Netherlandian."
ROTTERDAM, THE NETHERLANDS -- Disney's new video streaming service, Disney+, won't go live in the U.S. until next month, but some impatient fans aren't waiting. You see, Disney+ is already active in the Netherlands. Consequently, over 10.3 million Disney fans have renounced their U.S. citizenship and applied for permanent residency here.
"We expected some increased interest in immigration to our country when we heard Disney would test the service here," said a spokesperson for Dutch Prime Minister Mark ...
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