We were promised there wouldn't be math in this job.
ANAHEIM, CA -- While the Disneyland Resort and Viral Spa has reopened to the public (and, surprisingly, not in Texas), it is only allowing up to 25% of its normal capacity through the gates. Therefore:
Club 33 is now Club 8¼. Hopeful soon it can be Club 11 or Club 16½.
You're only allowed to have ¼ of the fun of a normal visit. Seriously, Gavin? No screaming on rides?
Mickey balloons ...
The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.]
"Dear (Step)Moms: What has surprised you most about Disneyland since it has reopened? (I assume you've already been there several times.)" - Deena Wilson, Bend OR
Disneyland has reopened? Yeah, right. I've been fooled before. You're not getting me with that line ...