The "true guardians of the Magic Kingdom" await revolution in Florida.
HAVANA, CUBA -- Just when we thought Disney news couldn't get any stranger... it has been revealed that the former Reedy Creek Improvement District board, which governed the Walt Disney World Resort in Florida for over four decades, has established a "government in exile" in Cuba.
Sources close to the matter report that the board members fled to Cuba after losing control of the district in their spat with the State of Florida. ...
Are they conceding defeat, or punishing DeSantis???
LAKE BUENA VISTA, FL -- In a surprise move in the ongoing battle between the State of Florida and the Disney Company, Walt Disney World has shut its doors - apparently for good!
The four theme parks and two water parks did not open today. Guests staying at Disney resorts have been told that they are welcome to complete their hotel stay, but they are only being offered Disneyland tickets in exchange for any remaining days ...
Uncle Walt's Insider step-planDisney (Step)Moms answer your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.]
"Dear step-planDisney (Step)Moms: I have a question can Walt Disney animation studio make a multiverse aka mirrorverse universe and cars (lightning McQueen and Mater and Cruz Ramirez) join with the Disney animation studio crossover movie in the future or maybe 2024 or 2026?" ...
We told you not to bring nuclear launch codes to the Magic Kingdom!
USS TENNESSEE, ATLANTIC OCEAN-- In a shocking turn of events, a nuclear missile was accidentally launched from the USS Tennessee in the Atlantic Ocean yesterday. The apparent culprit? None other than the Joe Biden audio-animatronic at Walt Disney World's Hall of Presidents.
The animatronic Biden and former presidents had recently been upgraded to connect to the AI system ChatGPT.
"We thought that adding ChatGPT would make the Hall of Presidents more lifelike ...
No one bring nuclear codes to the show, please.
WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL -- Guests at the Walt Disney World Resort & Spa & Revolutionary Headquarters will soon get an experience never before... um, experienced.
Disney announced today that they will be updating the Magic Kingdom Park (& Spa)'s Hall of Presidents attraction to utilize Artificial Intelligence, including ChatGPT. Now, each audience will experience a unique show, with "original" thoughts from various Presidents for that particular performance.
Yes, but do they have Genuine People ...