Reasons why Uncle Walt’s Insider hasn’t published any new content lately
Did our writers go on strike, and Walt didn't even notice?
UNCLE WALT'S H.Q., SVALBARD - Faithful readers to this site [Ed.: We have those?] may have noticed a lot of, well, nothing lately. No doubt, this caused you to think "Wait, does the site still exist?" Which would be a very valid question. The answer, dear reader, is, of course, Yes. We do still exist. We still churn out [Ed.: not-so] copious quantities of award-winning satire.
So where have we been? Here's ...
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Country Bear escapes, terrorizes Magic Kingdom guests
The Jamboree will be closed for the near future as the bear restraints are inspected and upgraded.
WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL -- The Magic Kingdom's beloved Country Bear Jamboree will be closed after one of the bears got loose, frightening guests and causing much of the park to close for several hours on Monday.
The Jamboree, a musical revue featuring singing and instrument-playing by live bears (and which recently added an adults-only nighttime show), has often come under criticism. Animal rights activists protest ...
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D23 announcement: reimagined Test Track 3.0 to be nothing at all
Guests spoke: "Nothing would be better than this" -- and Imagineers listened!
ANAHEIM, CA -- Disney Parks and Resorts has made some BIG announcements at the D23 Expo - and Uncle Walt's Insider was NOT there to hear them!
One huge bit of news has set the Internet ablaze: E.P.C.O.T. Center's Test Track, the Chevrolet sponsored car-themed ride, will soon be reimagined. Or re-reimagined. And the new theme has guests going crazy!
The new overlay? Nothing. Guests will simply ride along the ...
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Step-planDisney: Our opinion on the coming Oklahoma theme park
Uncle Walt's Insider step-planDisney (Step)Moms answer your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.]
"Dear step-planDisney (Step)Moms: What do you think of the new theme park coming to Oklahoma?” – Chris T., Disney OK
Marty:
Dear Crisp, thank you for writing. It's good that you have a job where your official duties are so miniscule that they give you ...
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