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Disney buys Zoom; annual passes start at $699 per person

What a bargain, right? SAN JOSE, CA -- In an age of remote meetings, teleconferencing service Zoom has become indispensable to many people. So naturally Disney has bought it. In news that broke yesterday, the Walt Disney Company has acquired Zoom and is restructuring its pricing. Gone will be free unlimited 40-minute meetings. Instead, the first three five-minute meetings will be free; after that, any meeting participant must have a Annual Pass.  Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) gave us the details. "Marvel ... Read more
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Uncle Walt’s Insider Food Blog: Microwave popcorn

The secrets behind another one of Disney's best desserts! We're stuck at home and trying to get articles out of items at hand. UNCLE WALT'S H.Q., SVALBARD -- Disney is known for their amazing food! Whether it's steaks and cheddar cheese soup at Epcot's Le Cellier, churros at Disneyland, or the chocolate soufflé in Disney Cruise Line's Palo, Disney food is a treat to your palate. We here at Uncle Walt's Insider Food Blog are dedicated to scouring Disney properties for the best ... Read more
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(Step)Moms Panel: “How soon will things get back to normal?”

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: How soon will things get back to normal?” - Eugene K, Los Angeles CA Walt: Hi Normal, thanks for asking. It depends on what your definition of normal is. My guess is July 13th, 2027. Marty: Dear Korman, You're from L.A. 'Normal' hasn't ... Read more
Uncle Walt's Insider Week in Review

Uncle Walt’s Insider Week in Review for April 5

Here's what you missed while doing something much less important!  Appearing this past week on Uncle Walt's Insider: Monday (STEP) MOMS PANEL: IS 'UNCLE WALT' ACTUALLY STILL TOURING WALT DISNEY WORLD? - Sure, no guests are allowed in the parks. But being named 'Walt' has its privileges! Tuesday C'MON. ARE DISNEY CHURROS REALLY THE BEST? - We are the authority on churros. Especially Disney churros. And this article proves it! Wednesday DISNEY BUYING "WALK-THROUGH VATS OF HAND SANITIZER" FOR PARK REOPENINGS - Why wash hands when you can ... Read more
What Would Walt Do? Special Report - Inside the WDW Shutdown

Visiting Walt Disney World during a shutdown – Part 2: EPCOT

Our Uncle Walt is at Walt Disney World — but no one else is! This is the second installment of Walt’s trip report from inside the (closed) gates. EPCOT, FL -- Hi loyal readers, thanks for asking. By now you’ve probably received a communication in the post that states that all Disney parks are shut down indefinitely. The most frequent question we continue to receive during this time is, “What are the parks like during a shutdown?” I am still isolating myself at ... Read more