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UNCLE WALT'S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD -- We are not usually the types to blow our own horn. First of all, we're string players, mostly. And also, we are really humble. Like, really humble. You would not believe how mind-bogglingly humble we are. It's one of our better characteristics, right up there with our looks, charm, and Zamboni-driving skills*.
But when we're this right, we figured none of our competing Disney and theme ...
The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.]
"Dear (Step)Moms: When does the Auto Zone on Main Street open? Do they have a footprint gas pedal for a ’69 Charger with a Hemi?” Joe D., Silvertown, ID
Hi Joe, thanks for asking.
How exciting you have a ’69 Charger with a ...
Here's what you missed while doing something much less important!
Appearing this past week on Uncle Walt's Insider:
(STEP) MOMS PANEL: DO YOU GIVE ADVICE ON ROMANCE? - When it comes to relationship advice, our (Step)Moms are full of it! As long as we don't have to commit to an answer.
NEW MINNIE VANS DESTINATION: UNIVERSAL STUDIOS - Now Disney's rideshare is going to a competitor. Is there nothing Disney won't do for a buck?
DISNEY PARKS WILL NOW REOPEN AT FULL CAPACITY, CALLING CROWDS ...
This might be revenge for Mickey taking the CEO job away from him.
MAGIC KINGDOM, FL -- As Disney readies the parks for upcoming reopening protests, arriving Cast Members found barricades on Main Street U.S.A. Yes, the Walt Disney World Resort & Spa's Magic Kingdom now has its own autonomous zone.
Led by an individual calling himself goofy_fan_32, Disney-fan anarchists have set up their own Main Street U.S.A. Autonomous Zone (MSUSAAZ -- not to be confused with MNSSHP or MSNBC). The barricades prevent Disney Security ...