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Appearing this past week on Uncle Walt's Insider:
(STEP) MOMS PANEL: THERE'S NOW AN AUTO ZONE ON MAIN STREET U.S.A.? - Ah, the age-old philosophical question. Our (Step)Moms know all about auto parts.
UNCLE WALT'S INSIDER 2020 WDW CROWD CALENDAR THE ONLY ONE TO PREDICT SHUTDOWN - As usual, we're better than the other news sites. And humbler.
EPCOT "EAT TO THE BEAT" CONCERTS CANCELED? NO, JUST VIRTUAL - Disney will still sell concert dining ...
Where will it end?
DISNEYLAND, CA -- Chanting "Hey, ho, the mouse must go," protesters toppled the Mickey Mouse portion of the famed Partners Statue at Disneyland yesterday.
A spokesperson for the protesters, Jun "Auntie" Fa (no relation), read a statement to Uncle Walt's Insider. We'd give you the whole thing here, but it was riddled with grammatical errors and poor reasoning, and we're not WDWNTT. Basically, it denounced "almost 100 years" of "rodent-based capitalistic terrorism" on the "poor downtrodden park-goers of the ...
The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.]
"Dear (Step)Moms: You ran an article last week saying Minnie Vans would now go to Universal Studios. (At least, I think that's what it said.) How will that work exactly? Will I be able to call a Minnie Van from anywhere ...