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We told you not to bring nuclear launch codes to the Magic Kingdom! USS TENNESSEE, ATLANTIC OCEAN– In a shocking turn of events, a nuclear missile was accidentally launched from the USS Tennessee in the Atlantic Ocean yesterday. The apparent culprit? None other than the Joe Biden audio-animatronic at Walt Disney World’s Hall of Presidents. The…
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No one bring nuclear codes to the show, please. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Guests at the Walt Disney World Resort & Spa & Revolutionary Headquarters will soon get an experience never before… um, experienced. Disney announced today that they will be updating the Magic Kingdom Park (& Spa)’s Hall of Presidents attraction to utilize…
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Just what Florida wanted, Disney having more power. ORLANDO, FL – As you may have heard, the Florida Legislature has stripped Disney of its control of its local quasi-government entity, the Reedy Creek Improvement District. But before the change took place, the outgoing board members voted to give most of the board’s authority directly to…
Better get your bathroom breaks scheduled early. BURBANK, CA — During the recent earnings call, temporary Disney CEO/Grand Poobah Bob “Bob” Iger revealed the next big celebration coming to Disney Parks and Resorts. The new “There’s a reservation for that!“® marketing campaign will highlight all of the fun ways you can experience Disney Parks and Resorts,…
But there are some caveats, provisos, quid pro quos… ORLANDO, FL — Universal Studios Orlando apparently has a new plan to woo Disney Annual Passholders to switch to Universal, pro-rating the cost of a comparable Universal Annual Pass based on the remaining time of their Disney pass. A draft press release leaked to Uncle Walt’s…