![Epcot's Iran Pavilion, pictured before tomorrow's air strike. Photo by Alen Ištoković [CC BY 3.0] via Wikimedia Commons.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/epcot-iran-pavilion-world-showcase-768x403.jpg)
This is the worst international incident at Epcot since the maps calling Canada “America’s Hat.” WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Tensions are high in EPCOT Center’s World Showcase, as one pavilion is accusing another of sabotage and breaching its sovereign territory. The Epcot Iran Pavilion suffered a power outage for several hours yesterday afternoon. The…
Will other Pavilions do the same? We’re looking at you, France. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Goodbye, Morocco. Hello, Morrocette? Disney officials announced today that the Morocco Pavilion at the EPCOT Theme Park, Resort, Spa & Institute for Gender Studies has undergone gender reassignment surgery. The land in the World Showcase portion of the park…
![A rare photo of the sentient Speedway cars, taken just before the ride closed. Photo by Theme Park Tourist [CC BY 2.0] via Wikimedia Commons, modified.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/tomorrowland-speedway-cars-became-sentient-e1618499720196-768x403.jpg)
Could you program in a different destination? GLENDALE, CA — Are the cars in Disneyland’s Autopia and the Magic Kingdom’s Tomorrowland Speedway being replaced with self-driving Teslas? That what some are saying, including our own headline. An anonymous Disney insider who recently left the company [Ed.: Hi, Joe!] has leaked a document detailing a new…
![It would be more crowded with you. Photo by Joe Penniston [CC BY-NC-ND 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/magic-kingdom-without-you-768x403.jpg)
Our insiders know all the tips and tricks to help you avoid large crowds when visiting Mickey! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — Don’t go. [Ed.: Okay, who let Harriet write an article?] Do you have any other tricks for avoiding crowds? Comment below! Need more Uncle Walt’s in your life? Be sure to LIKE us…
![A very obviously non-mask-wearing Trader Sam. Photo by Steven Miller [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/trader-sam-not-wearing-a-mask-768x403.jpg)
Next they’ll come for the non-mask wearing animals. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — When the Walt Disney World Resort and Spa re-opened last year, Disney required guests and Cast Members to wear masks 100% of the time while on WDW property. The mandate included mask-wearing while walking, running, standing, eating, drinking, sleeping, swimming, bathing, showering,…