They finally found a suitable substitute. DISNEYLAND, CA — It’s well-known to those with the proper sources that Disneyland uses mouse meat in their restaurants. They’ve just been quiet about it for years, not wanting to upset younger fans of Mickey & Minnie. Now a Disney insider tells Uncle Walt’s, um, Insider that the mouse…
![She probably meant to say the Palestine Pavilion. Epcot photo [CC0] via Pixabay; AOC photo by nrkbeta [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/aoc-epcot-israel-pavilion-768x432.jpg)
We had a long editorial debate about whether “confused” and “AOC” in the headline were redundant. WASHINGTON, DC — As fallout continues from the nation of Israel’s decision to deny Democratic Reps. Rashida Tlaib (MI) and Ilhan Omar (MN) entry into the country, another U.S. Representative had a unique complaint. “It’s wrong for Epcot to…
Sure, it kills the magic, but the waits will be shorter! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The Walt Disney World Resort and Spa announced a new policy on Wednesday which may be controversial: Mickey will appear in more than one location in each park simultaneously. “He’s the most popular character, for sure.” That’s the word…
![The Disneyland Band plays royalty-free music "Carefree" by Kevin MacLeod. Photo by Loren Javier [CC BY-ND 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/disneyland-band-royalty-free-768x432.jpg)
The cost of licensing Disney songs was just too high. BR’ER BANK, CA — Disney parks will no longer feature Disney music. That’s the word from Disney Parks and Resorts and Spas president Bob “Bob” Chapek. Apparently the Disney Company charges quite a bit to license its music, and “it’s just cost-prohibitive to pay for…
Losing his finger was a real shocker. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — This month marks the third anniversary of Steven Tyler having his ring finger surgically reattached! Each and every day Steven Tyler and the rest of Aerosmith shock thousands of guests as they are welcomed, by the band themselves, to the Rock ‘n’ Roller…