![She probably meant to say the Palestine Pavilion. Epcot photo [CC0] via Pixabay; AOC photo by nrkbeta [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/aoc-epcot-israel-pavilion-768x432.jpg)
“The emptiness of space is very much a focus of my brain,” — AOC, probably EPCOT, FL — In the midst of Epcot’s many issues — closings, construction, apartment complexes — comes a new hiccup: government meddling. Yes, now even the new Space 220 restaurant is in jeopardy after a U.S. Representative questioned its safety….
![The Holy Land -- wheeeeeee! - Experience. Photo by Zfigueroa [CC BY-SA 4.0] via Wikimedia.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/holy-land-experience-adding-thrill-rides-768x432.jpg)
Out with the King James Version, in with the drums and smoke machines. ORLANDO, FL — Orlando’s #1 [Ed.: Hashtag 1? What does that mean?] tourist attraction, The Holy Land Experience, is making even more drastic changes to grow their attendance. In addition to adding new thrill rides, the park is also changing signage and…
![Spaceship Earth: FOR RENT! Photo by Jared Lee [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr, and Pxhere.](https://unclewalts.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/spaceship-earth-apartment-complex-768x432.jpg)
Finally, a true Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow! WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — “It’s not a money grab. No, no. We’re just fulfilling Walt’s original vision for E.P.C.O.T.!” That’s the official word from Disney (the company)’s spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation), following news that Spaceship Earth will be converting to a residential apartment block. “I…
They’re really in demand. We should make a killing. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — Our readers have been clamoring for new additions to the Uncle Walt’s Insider Online Mercantile, especially since we’ve run out of “Surf Svalbard” t-shirts and autographed Baby Yoda plushes. And so we proudly announce the following additions to our store:…
Like the Good Book says, “Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.” No, wait – that was Clint Eastwood in Heartbreak Ridge. ORLANDO, FL — Everyone’s favorite Orlando-area theme park that isn’t Disney or Universal and is also themed to the Bible has fallen on some hard times lately. However, they’re not throwing in the towel yet! In fact,…