Our little-known facts series continues, in spite of underwhelming demand!
It's a hotel! It's a spaceship! It's a hotel! No, it's a spaceship!
Settle down, there's no need to argue. It's a hotel and a (pretend) spaceship! And whatever you think of Walt Disney World's new Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser, we can all agree on one thing: it's ing expensive.
But do you know everything there is to know about this "space cruise" experience? We at Uncle Walt's Insider do, of course! So read on ...
Rest in peace, poor churro, we hardly knew ye.
HARAMBE, FL -- A riot broke out in the Africa section of Disney's Animal Kingdom after a man was spotted throwing away an entire churro. Our very own Uncle Walt witnessed this atrocity first hand.
"I was taking note of a bit of paint chipped off the top of one of the buildings so I could file a complaint with Guest Relations about the state of the park," Uncle Walt told himself so ...
"It just seemed like the right time."
BR'ER BANK, CA -- The Disney Vacation Club announced today that a new DVC destination resort will be built on the shores of the Black Sea, in Odessa, Ukraine.
Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) tells Uncle Walt's Insider, "The Black Sea is already a very popular vacation destination for Europeans, and we've wanted to build there for a while."
Why now, we wondered?
"It just seemed like the right time," Disney (no relation) explained. "Property ...
Can Six Flags overtake Disney? (We'll wait while you wipe the soda off your screen.)
What is it with America's non-existent love affair with Six Flags? Truly, they are the parks you visit when you can't afford Disney. The good news for them is that soon, no one will be able to afford Disney! (Thanks, Bob!)
But can Six Flags really ever compete with Disney parks? Here's some things they're trying, according to our always-reliable inside sources:
An ad campaign highlighting that Speedy Gonzales, also ...
The Uncle Walt's Insider step-planDisney (Step)Moms answer your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.]
"Dear step-planDisney (Step)Moms: Are you going to stay at Disney's new Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser?" - Abel Cortes, Mesa AZ
Dear Mabel: I already have! And I can tell you now -- don't bother.
I stayed at the Galactic Starcruiser a couple of months ...