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Wait, what did they put on Main Street USA???
WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — In stunning news, exclusive to Uncle Walt’s Insider [Ed.: Actually, most of the articles we make up are exclusive to us], Walt Disney World has shut down entirely due to an outbreak of monkeypox.
Details are sketchy at the moment, so instead of making stuff up like we usually do, we reached out to our favorite Disney spokesperson.
Our favorite Disney spokesperson
Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) was happy to return our call. “Officially, we think the outbreak started on the Jungle Cruise,” Disney (no relation) explained, “although we are also questioning all Cast Members who ‘work with’ King Louie.”
“Unofficially, and off the record — please don’t publish this,” Disney (no relation) continued, “we may have been trying to get back at (Florida Governor Ron) DeSantis a bit too much. In hindsight, though, it was probably a bad idea to put a gay bathhouse on Main Street USA.”
Uncle Walt’s Insider will have more details for you as soon as we can think them up.
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Cover photo: All this in spite of their precautions. Photo by Michael Gray [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.
