Pictured: Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.
UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — Brits and anglophiles worldwide are mourning the passing of the United Kingdom’s Queen Elizabeth II. Uncle Walt’s Insider has learned that Disney parks worldwide will be closing down their respective U.K. Pavilions for a period of mourning, including the ones at Florida’s EPCOT Centre (Disney: “They’ll just have to go around”), California’s California Adventure, and Disneyland Pyongyang.
Uncle Walt’s Insider offices will remain open; however, we will have “God Save the Queen” playing at half speed on loop while we gently weep.
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Cover photo: Queen Elizabeth. [Walt: It’s supposed to be a picture of the actual Queen Elizabeth II, not a ship.] [Marty: Then you should have provided context. You can’t expect me to actually read the article.] [Walt: You literally wrote it!]. Public Domain.