Apparently the entire land is CGI. Just like the new Soarin'.
BATUU, FL -- Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge has not welcomed a single guest, but reports are already coming in that fans are not happy. A growing legion of Star Wars fans are boycotting this new land, and the reason may surprise you.
"Blasphemy!" "Worse than Episode 1-3!" "No churros?"
Those are just some of the comments we uncovered during our minutes-long investigation. We reached out to one of these disappointed fans, Wookieluvr421, to ...
The new rules ban loose ice. Probably also just-slightly-promiscuous ice.
WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL -- Since Disney announced its coming ban on ice, the Internet has been filled with the wailing and gnashing of teeth. You can't throw out an initial TCP SYN packet without hitting an ACK packet containing complaints about this ban. [Ed.: The Norwegian in the next section makes more sense to me than that sentence.]
Despite the outcry, one man has reason to celebrate.
Beware the frozen heart
In a letter ...
They're hoping smokers will abandon Disney parks, where smoking will soon be banned.
UNIVERSAL CITY, CA -- Universal is always looking for ways to set themselves apart from Disney. Even so, the company's response to Disney's new smoking ban is surprising, as officials from NBCUniversal have announced a shocking new policy effective May 1st at all of their theme parks. The so-called "Smoke em if you got em!" policy will allow guests and employees to "light up" whenever, and wherever, they would ...
Confederate battle flags for sale are the first sign of the coming changes.
EPCOT, FL -- While the fate of Brexit in Europe drags on, Uncle Walt's Insider can confirm that Brexit has occurred at Epcot! An eagle-eyed reader sent in photographic evidence that an all-new Pavilion is replacing the UK Pavilion. Old South merchandise signals a coming Southern Culture Pavilion.
We have reached out to our favorite [Ed.: Let's be honest, she is the only one who tolerates us.] [Ed.: Be sure to ...
“Ask Uncle Walt” is a regular feature of Uncle Walt’s Insider: you ask, Walt answers!
"Hey Walt, does Disney World have a court system?"
Submitted by "Asking for a friend", Sanford, FL
Thanks for asking. This question actually comes up quite a bit in conversation with my loyal fan base for some reason.
Most think that because Disney created a small local government entity, maintains their own fire department, has a private security force -- and their own submarine fleet -- that they would ...