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We find another reason to put Baby Yoda on our page. Photo © 2019 Disney.

Disney cancels The Mandalorian

The Mandalorian struggled to find an audience. Who thought a Star Wars show was a good idea? BURBANK, CA -- Disney+ has been streaming for over a month, and after a rocky start, fans have settled in to enjoy watching their favorite Disney movies and TV shows. However, not all is well. The Disney+ exclusive original show The Mandalorian received abysmal reviews, and fans rate it lower than the Star Wars prequels. Our own Uncle Walt's Insider polling* has shown that Jar ... Read more
Disney, er, we mean, Uncle Walt’s Insider Food Blog. Totally original logo not at all influenced by DisneyFoodBlog.com (which we love, btw!).

Uncle Walt’s Insider Food Blog: Guest reviewer “Baby Yoda” – Bone Broth

He really has a way with words. BLACK SPIRES OUTPOST, BATUU -- Our guest reviewer, and personal friend to our own Uncle Walt, gives us his thoughts on the Bone Broth -- exclusive to Black Spires Outpost on the remote planet of Batuu!  Baby Yoda: We couldn't agree more! Does this make you want to try Bone Broth even more? Let us know in the comments below! Need more Uncle Walt's in your life? Be sure to LIKE us on Facebook, FOLLOW us on Twitter, and ... Read more
His name is Bob, isn't it? We bet his name is Bob. Photo © 2019 Disney.

Bob Iger knows the name of “Baby Yoda” and he’s not telling!

So immature. He's being a big poopy-head. A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY -- In a recent appearance on The Star Wars Show, Disney Chairman/CEO/Weekend Custodian Bob Iger teased that he knows the name of "The Child," aka "Baby Yoda", from the failed Disney+ series, The Mandalorian. When pressed to share the name, Iger simply stuck out his tongue and then chanted over and over, "I'm not going to tell you. I'm not going to tell you, nanny nanny boo boo, stick your ... Read more
Hillary Clinton (center, in a man's business suit) leads the Hall of Presidents. Photo by Steve Wise [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.

Special Bulletin: Hall of Presidents re-installing Donald Trump animatronic

Some people are getting ahead of themselves. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL -- The hugely popular Hall of Presidents attraction at Disney's Magic Kingdom was unexpectedly closed today to re-install the Donald Trump audioanimatronic figure. Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) sent us the following statement: "Some overzealous Cast Members, like many in Congress, failed to understand that just because the House of Representatives [Ed.: I've always found that name ironic] voted to impeach the President, it does not mean he is ... Read more
The presidents, just before they lifted their picket signs, since UWI's resident photoshopper didn't have the energy. Photo by Josh Hallett [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.

The Hall of Presidents, um, presidents protest D.C. division

Onlookers were entertained by Jefferson and Madison rapping about Alexander Hamilton. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL -- Cast Members arriving for their normal work day were met with protests by Presidents at the Magic Kingdom's Hall of Presidents. Led by George Washington, the majority of the past Presidents joined forces to protest the division that is gripping D.C. "This fine Union that we built is turning into shambles!" Washington shouted. "The patriots who fought to not only build, but sustain and protect this fine ... Read more