Perhaps the scariest villain ever in the Disney parks!
ANAHEIM, CA -- At recently-concluded D23 Expo and Spa, Disney (the company) announced an all new attraction themed to the beloved movie Mary Poppins. In the attraction (to be built at Epcot since Brexit is dragging on so much), guests will join with Mary Poppins, Bert, Jane & Michael Banks, and Tiger Lily, as they try to prevent the Banks' home from being destroyed. (Apparently Admiral Boom's clock malfunctions, and Mr. Binnacle constantly ...
"You're dumb. Very dumb. But you've met your match in me." - Col. Flagg
MAGIC KINGDOM, FL -- Disney fans watching the parade at the opening night of the 2019 Mickey's Not So Scary Halloween Party were shocked to see a new "villain": Colonel Samuel Flagg.
Flagg, a recurring character on the long-running sitcom M*A*S*H, was an army intelligence officer. A nemesis of Dr. Hawkeye Pierce and psychologist Sidney Freedman, Flagg's antics illustrated why, at least for him, "army intelligence" was an ...
Even the world's #1 vacation destination misses an electric bill payment now and then.
DISNEY SPRINGS, FL -- Officials at the Walt Disney World Resort, Spa & Bottling Factory were left scrambling late Monday night after their power was shut off. The power outage across the resort was due to a missed electric bill payment.
Uncle Walt's Insider reached out to Disney (the company) spokesperson, Jun Disney (no relation) for more explanation. We apparently caught her off guard.
No official talking points yet?
Disney (no ...
Disappointed guests and constantly low ridership leads to the change.
MAGIC KINGDOM, FL -- The Seven Dwarfs Mine Train was to be the crown jewel of the Magic Kingdom expansion known as New Fantasyland. But the out-of-touch executives in Burbank did not realize the public disdain for Walt Disney's first feature-length animated movie, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
It may be the lack of interest in the source material, or just the poor ride experience, but the attraction is constantly a ...
One of the most beloved Disney princesses is finally getting his own attraction! Wait, "his"?
BURBANK, CA -- It's no secret that Disney has a big secret. And they are going to secretly announce their secret at the super-secret D23 Expo (that you probably haven't heard of unless of course you're a loyal reader of Uncle Walt's Insider). But we know the secret!
The big announcement for this year's super-private event is: one of the most beloved Disney princesses is finally getting his ...