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Appearing this past week on Uncle Walt's Insider:
(STEP) MOMS PANEL: WDW WITHOUT FASTPASSES OR DINING RESERVATIONS? - No Fastpass+ or dining reservations at Walt Disney World this year? How will it work?
DISNEY MAGIC TO BE SUNK, TURNED INTO ARTIFICIAL REEF - It's a cost-saving measure. Don't worry, they'll take the crew off first. We think.
JOE ROHDE'S EARRING SUSPENDS CAMPAIGN, DOES NOT ENDORSE ANYONE - It's the same old story: lack of fundraising, ...
Goofy wasn't fit to be Disney CEO. His name isn't Bob.
BURBANK, CA -- Mickey Mouse is back.
After announcing his retirement yesterday, the Mouse "pulled an Iger" and announced his unretirement today. No formal reason was given. A source tells Uncle Walt's Insider, however, that Goofy was a "disaster."
Minnie Our source, who wished to remain anonymous, giggled and said, "My sweetheart just was made to be the head guy. Everyone loves Mickey!"
"Oh, sure, everyone loves Goofy, too, but not in the ...
He'll still make appearances, but he's turning over the running of the company to Goofy.
BURBANK, CA -- In a stunning move, Disney icon Mickey Mouse is retiring as the "big boss" of the Disney empire. The company announced today that Mickey, who is well into his 90's, is "stepping away" to spend more time with Minnie and enjoy his "twilight years."
The announcement says Mickey will still appear in the parks on a limited basis, but will leave the daily operations ...
The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.]
"Dear (Step)Moms: With all the current crises in the news, I feel like we've just skipped past the murder hornets. Are murder hornets still a thing? Are there any at Walt Disney World?" - Miles B., Greeley CO
Hi Billy, thanks for ...