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Former official campaign photo of Joe Rohde’s Earring, courtesy Joe Rohde’s Earring for President 2020. Photo by alchetron.com [CC BY-SA 3.0].

Joe Rohde’s Earring suspends campaign, does not endorse anyone

It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for them. BURBANK, CA -- Joe Rohde's Earring yesterday is suspending its campaign for the presidency. The brief press release issued yesterday gave three reasons for the decision. The campaign just never gained traction, due to "the quarantine preventing campaign events," "difficulty in fundraising," and the fact that "as an earring [it] is not Constitutionally eligible for the office." Because the campaign is only suspended, Joe Rohde's Earring could re-enter the race ... Read more
UWI (Step)Moms Panel

(Step)Moms Panel: WDW without Fastpasses or dining reservations?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step)Moms: So now we know when Walt Disney World is reopening. But I also understand that all Fastpasses and dining reservations have been cancelled. How's it all going to work now?" - Sandra P., Bangalore, India Harriet: Just don't go to Walt ... Read more
Uncle Walt's Insider Week in Review

Uncle Walt’s Insider Week in Review for May 31

Here's what you missed while doing something much less important!  Appearing this past week on Uncle Walt's Insider: Monday (STEP) MOMS PANEL: BEST ACTIVITIES WHILE WAITING FOR THE PARKS TO REOPEN! - The (Step)Moms show you how we're passing the time. You will regret it. Tuesday BREAKING NEWS: UNCLE WALT'S INSIDER TO CLOSE PERMANENTLY - Wait, what? They should tell the Facebook blurb writer, right? Or have we been hacked? Wednesday CORRECTION: UNCLE WALT'S INSIDER IS NOT CLOSING PERMANENTLY - We know this is a shock to our ... Read more
UWI Step Moms Panel

(Step)Moms Panel: What is it with all these ‘Uncle Walt’s Insider closing’ articles?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step)Moms: First Uncle Walt's Insider spends much of last week announcing Disneyland closing, or not. Now this week it says Uncle Walt's Insider is closing or not. What's the deal? Were you hacked? Is Uncle Walt's Insider closing? Are you ... Read more
One more for the road. The buried photo under there is [CC0] via Pxhere.

EXTRA: Uncle Walt bans use of red circle/slash symbol

We all saw this coming. UNCLE WALT'S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD -- Citing concerns that the symbol was being "overused," the title graphics were becoming "confusing," and the graphics guy was getting "lazy," our Uncle Walt has banned the use of the red circle and slash graphic on this site, at least temporarily. [Ed.: Next to be "banned": overuse of "quote marks."] We'll keep you posted if the ban is lifted. [Marty: I already have the graphic ready!] Do you have a good idea for a ... Read more