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UWI Step Moms Panel

(Step)Moms Panel: When will the lockdown end so I can get back to work?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: I'm ready to get back to work. When do you think that will happen?" - Beth C., Gaithersburg MD Marty: No worries, Becky. I'm sure that the authorities will reopen everything just as soon as the risk of dying from ... Read more
Uncle Walt's Insider Week in Review

Uncle Walt’s Insider Week in Review for May 10

Here's what you missed while doing something much less important!  Appearing this past week on Uncle Walt's Insider: Monday (STEP) MOMS PANEL: SHOULD ONE OF OUR WRITERS START A REAL NEWS SITE? - Is there a defector in the ranks of the (Step) Moms? Ve haf vays of finding out! Tuesday STAR WARS WEEKENDS ARE BACK! - They're rumored to be canceled. And that's true. Maybe. We wrote the article and we're still not sure. Wednesday SKYLINER WILL REOPEN AS "MONSTERS INC. DOOR-LINER" - Have you ever wanted ... Read more
It was either use this stock photo or a clearly photoshopped one of Kim Jong Un shaking hands with Goofy.

Disneyland Pyongyang remains open

They just do everything right! PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA -- Amidst global shutdowns of the theme park and entertainment industries, one nation has managed to keep its Disney park operating. In fact, not just operating, but flourishing! In an article published yesterday, the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) reported that "His Excellency Marshal Kim Jong Un personally welcomed the five trillionth visitor to Disneyland Pyongyang." The "glorious meeting" was "a fruition of the wise guidance of the Workers' Party of Korea and the great ... Read more
UWI Step Moms Panel

(Step)Moms Panel: Are we going to put out a virtual performance video?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: I've seen a lot of groups like Voices of Liberty and the Dapper Dans (and also non-Disney groups) put out virtual performances on YouTube. Can we expect anything like that from the (Step) Moms? Or the Uncle Walts ... Read more
The new Monsters Inc. Door-liner. Photo courtesy of DisneyTouristBlog.com, used by permission.

Skyliner will reopen as “Monsters Inc. Door-liner”

It's especially good for guests with a strong grip and upper body strength. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL -- We had great hopes for the Disney Skyliner, but apparently it's a bust. Disney hasn't released official numbers, but word of mouth is that no one has ridden it in over a month. NO ONE! Add to that Disney's desire to add more thrill rides at the Walt Disney World Resort and Spa, and you've got the latest exciting attraction from the mind of the ... Read more