Uncle Walt’s Insider step-planDisney (Step)Moms answer your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.]
“Dear step-planDisney (Step)Moms: I think anyone from Uncle Walt’s Insider would do a great job running Disney. Are any of you planning to apply to be CEO?” – Balbina Kumar, London, UK
Hello Balbina. No. Despite the exorbitant salary, I have no interest in being Disney’s CEO. I just feel like that’s more responsibility than I’d like.
Plus, I really don’t want to change my name to Bob.
Hi Kumar. How’s Harold?
I’m kind of on the fence about it. I mean, I’m pretty sure a potted plant might have done a better job than Chapek. And the last time I tested, I had a slightly higher IQ than a potted plant. Well, most of them.
One question: Does the CEO get unlimited free churros? If so, I’m in.
Hi, Lab. Thank you for writing to the Uncle Walt’s Insider step-planDisney (Step)Moms. Here at Uncle Walt’s, we pride ourselves on knowing a good opportunity when we see it. That’s why I am stepping down from Uncle Walt’s Insider, and I will be pursuing this position.
I don’t expect to write for Uncle Walt’s any less than I do now, and I won’t be leaving the step-planDisney (Step)Moms panel. You won’t even notice that I am doing other things.
That’s why I hope you’ll vote for me for President and CEO of Disney.
Ub still worked here?
Just don’t be Disney CEO. There are too many Bobs there without you.
Kumar? Was that you at the table next to me at Dishoom in London this week?
I’d love to be CEO! I’ve submitted my resume a few times, and tried to meet Bob. The restraining order tells me that I may not get the job.
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