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UWI Step Moms Panel

(Step)Moms Panel: You’re so great, should we trust the real Moms Panel?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: The information you provide is wildly different from the Disney Moms Panel. Your advice seems timely and solid. Should I trust what the official panel says? Is their advice worth the paper it’s written on?” - Michael S., ...
December 18, 2019 by Marty in step-planDisney
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Marty swears this was taken at Disneyland. He's not great with selfies. Photo by Marty, used without permission.

Marty’s Disneyland trip debriefing

Marty's back from California! Here's what he found at Disneyland last week. UNCLE WALT'S H.Q., SVALBARD -- Our own writer and ink & paint specialist Marty is back from his trip to Disneyland! [Marty: It feels weird to be referring to myself in the third person. Won't people notice that I'm the author of this article?] [Ed.: Just do it. None of the other regulars want to interview you, and we're not hiring someone else to handle it -- especially after you ...
December 17, 2019 by Marty in California
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The presidents, just before they lifted their picket signs, since UWI's resident photoshopper didn't have the energy. Photo by Josh Hallett [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.

The Hall of Presidents, um, presidents protest D.C. division

Onlookers were entertained by Jefferson and Madison rapping about Alexander Hamilton. WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL -- Cast Members arriving for their normal work day were met with protests by Presidents at the Magic Kingdom's Hall of Presidents. Led by George Washington, the majority of the past Presidents joined forces to protest the division that is gripping D.C. "This fine Union that we built is turning into shambles!" Washington shouted. "The patriots who fought to not only build, but sustain and protect this fine ...
December 16, 2019 by Walt in Florida
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UWI Step Moms Panel

(Step)Moms Panel: I think I spotted Marty at Disneyland

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: I'm pretty sure I saw Marty at Disneyland this week. He looked a lot like his photograph, and was wearing an 'Uncle Walt's Insider' button. And he was hanging around churro carts trying to get people to buy ...
December 14, 2019 by Marty in step-planDisney
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An apology for Uncle Walt.

An apology from your beloved Uncle Walt

Walt insisted we keep "beloved" in the title. UNCLE WALT'S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD -- Hi fans, thanks for visiting. It has come to my attention that my totally original, first of it's kind idea for a Food Blog, along with a totally not ripped off idea for a logo and theme, was recently abused by the staff of UWI. Specifically, Ub. X did a beautiful job writing about the awesome Mickey Bars. I wasn't happy that the very first article wasn't about ...
December 13, 2019 by Walt in Spotlight
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