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UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — Hi fans, thanks for visiting.
It has come to my attention that my totally original, first of it’s kind idea for a Food Blog, along with a totally not ripped off idea for a logo and theme, was recently abused by the staff of UWI. Specifically, Ub.
X did a beautiful job writing about the awesome Mickey Bars. I wasn’t happy that the very first article wasn’t about the Churro, but Marty stepped in with a totally original piece about the Churro. It was so beautifully written, like a symphony, but not boring like those tend to be. A masterful piece of work. Brought a tear to my eye.
Ub screws things up
That all changed after Ub said he wanted to write a totally original, not ripped off article about the Dole Whip. I didn’t want to write anything, Marty was busy planning a trip to Disneyland, for research he says. In fact he may be there right now. I don’t see him in the office.
(Ironically, a few weeks before he planned the trip he was complaining about not getting to go, and how “Walt is always there, this isn’t fair! If only our checks would clear.” I can’t believe he is actually going while the new crisis of Ub totally screwing up the new food blog is piling onto the issue of the petty cash going missing right before Marty announced his trip. I suspect Harriett myself.)
We’re on top of things. (We mean literally. Who put these things under us?)
But this isn’t about our internal problems, this is about Ub and his complete lack of journalistic integrity. I mean, who in their right mind would just rip off the work of others? You, our dear fans, deserve better. I will not rest between my office hours of around noon to 1:30PM until this has been fixed! So, please accept my most humble apology. Ub also said something about being sorry, but we can’t hear him very well since we moved his desk to the little room under the stairs.
In the meantime, let us know what you’d like for us to review next, ask me a question, or ask our expert team of planners on the Uncle Walt’s Insider Step-Moms Panel by visiting the contact-us page! You can even write in and just tell us how awesome we (but not Ub) are!
Should Ub check the fluids while he’s under the bus? Let us know in the comments below!