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(Step)Moms Panel: Are there any holidays NOT included at Disney Parks?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: It used to be that Disney parks clearly celebrated Christmas, but they've since expanded it to include Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Festivus, and who knows what else. I'm okay with that, but are there any holidays that aren't included in ...

Rival streaming service Universal+ debuts; no one notices

We're sure they had the idea first and Disney+ only copied them. Right. NEW YORK, NY -- We've enjoyed Disney's incredible video streaming service, Disney+, for over a week now. And apart from some devastating effects on the world's economy, it's been a big success. Well, apparently, sometime in the last week [Ed.: month? year?] NBCUniversal debuted their own rival streaming service, called Universal+. And no one seems to care. A home for your favorite old CNBC financial shows What content they are streaming is unclear, since ...

November 29, 2019 by Marty in Uncategorized

Uncle Walt’s Insider is closed for National French Toast Day

Enjoy your day celebrating National French Toast Day!* Uncle Walt's will return tomorrow with the latest and greatest in super-reliable theme park news. *If you're in the U.S., that is. If you're in France, we suppose you're celebrating Journée Nationale du Pain Perdu Américain. Just kidding, folks. Happy Thanksgiving! Need more Uncle Walt's in your life? Be sure to LIKE us on Facebook, FOLLOW us on Twitter, and tell everyone you know (plus a few strangers) how wonderful (and humble) we are!

November 28, 2019 by Marty in Other

(Step)Moms Panel: Homework help for a philosophy student?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: I need to write a term paper for my philosophy class, and I'm struggling to find a topic. All of the good philosophical questions have been taken by other students. What do you suggest I write on?" - ...

November 27, 2019 by Marty in step-planDisney

Of course it's from the Mary Poppins ride -- it says so in the image name! Photo by Hzh [CC BY-SA 4.0] via Wikimedia.

Mary Poppins attraction construction photo leaks!

It just looks like a stadium being built. Have we ever steered you wrong? E.P.C.O.T. CENTRE, FL -- The Uncle Walt's Insider offices in Svalbard are all buzzing over this exclusive, breaking news that you will ONLY see here! [Ed.: There's probably a good reason for that.] While details on the upcoming Mary Poppins attraction are still kept super-secret-squirrel within the walls of Walt Disney Imagineering, your crack-headed [Ed.: That's the right term, yeah?] team of reporters at Uncle Walt's Insider has obtained this ...

November 26, 2019 by Walt in Florida