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Space Hill at Disney's Magic Kingdom Park. Photo by Evan Wohrman [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.

Space Mountain loses status as a mountain

"Space Hill" just doesn't have the same ring to it. ORLANDO, FL -- What's in a name? Well, for Space Mountain, and perhaps the other "Disney Mountains," quite a bit! In a shocking development, researchers at the Disney Institute have concluded that Space Mountain no longer qualifies for mountain status. It is only a hill, and must be renamed. This follows years after the same researchers concluded Pluto does not qualify as a planet. It was downgraded to a whole new, made-up ...
December 6, 2019 by Walt in California, Florida
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Disney, er, we mean, Uncle Walt’s Insider Food Blog. Totally original logo not at all influenced by DisneyFoodBlog.com (which we love, btw!).

Uncle Walt’s Insider Food Blog: Mickey Ice Cream Bars

The secrets behind one of Disney's best desserts! UNCLE WALT'S H.Q., SVALBARD -- Hey, everybody! Guess what? Uncle Walt said that we're going to add a Disney food blog to our site, and that I get to write the first one! When I asked him for details about what the new blog should contain, his response was "Eh, just make it like every other Food Blog on the Internet, but about Disney food." So, after much researching, I proudly present the first ...
December 5, 2019 by X in Spotlight, Uncle Walt's Food Blog
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UWI Step Moms Panel

(Step)Moms Panel: You’re making these questions up, aren’t you?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: I'm a little suspicious. Are these actually real questions submitted by real readers?" - Marty R., Longyearben, Norway Marty: Dear Mary, sorry, but I don't understand the question. X: I plead the 5th. Ub: You shouldn’t ask questions like that. Walt: Hi Martin, thanks for asking. ...
December 4, 2019 by Marty in step-planDisney
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The few kids without masks were about to be eaten, we just know it. Photo by Disney, from thecastlerun.com.

Photo shows Disney fans used to be creepy

Thank goodness we're all normal now. BURBANK, CA -- A 1930's era photograph of Mickey Mouse Club members found in the Disney archives shows one thing very clearly: Disney fans used to be super-creepy. Just look at that photo. Seriously, look at it. A sizeable percentage of that group turned into serial killers, we're guessing. Or Cast Member Leads. Thankfully, Disney obsession no longer results in creepy, weird behavior, or puts us outside of societal norms. Now please excuse me while I put on ...
December 3, 2019 by Marty in Other
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Artist's concept of the Camelot Inn & Suites Skyliner station on Harbor Blvd. Photo © 2018 Disney & 2019 Google Street View.

Disneyland Skyliner will connect to all 49 Good Neighbor Hotels

Pictured: Artist's concept of the Camelot Inn & Suites Skyliner Station on Harbor Blvd. DISNEYLAND, CA -- Disney Parks and Resorts and Spas has just released new details on the coming Disneyland version of the Skyliner gondola system. Uncle Walt's Insider can now confirm that the Disneyland Skyliner will connect to all 49 Good Neighbor Hotels! These hotels are all located near the Disneyland Resort and Spa, with the lone exception of one Motel 6 in Fresno. The hotels receive the designation of ...
December 2, 2019 by Marty in California
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