Everyone’s least favorite character will help keep crowds down. ANAHEIM, CA — Another milestone in the construction of the new Star Wars-themed land at Disneyland Park: the arrival of a Jar Jar Binks audio-animatronic character. The life-size figure of the annoying Gungan will be positioned in the main entrance to the Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge…
Now every day at Disney can be Demo Day. GLENDALE, CA — In a joint press release, The Walt Disney Company and Magnolia Inc. have announced a partnership that brings Chip Gaines to the Imagineering team at Disney. Imagineering spokesperson, Xander “X-Ray” Romano, shared the vision behind the partnership, “We’re all huge fans of Chip…
Let the experts at Uncle Walt’s Insider help you to keep more cash in your wallet. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q. — So you want to go to Disney, but don’t have a lot of money to burn? Or for that matter, to spend? You’ve come to the right place! We here at Uncle Walt’s Insider…
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Rohde himself is not a suspect. BURBANK, CA — Officials with the City of Burbank Police Department have confirmed that several recent deaths just outside the Imagineering headquarters in Glendale have now been officially attributed to Imagineer Joe Rohde’s Earring. Rohde himself is not accused of any wrongdoing, and the deaths are being classified as…
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The Millenium Falcon has been impounded. ANAHEIM, CA — Rumors are swirling out of Anaheim that Star Wars Land at the Disneyland Park might be delayed due to unpaid parking tickets. Anonymous sources at Disneyland [Ed.: Alex from Star Tours] tell us that the Millennium Falcon has been impounded by the city of Escondido due…