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True Tales: from the files of Stupid Guest Tricks.

True Tales of Stupid Guests: Episode 15

"True Tales: from the files of Stupid Guest Tricks" is an ongoing series, where we share believable stories of park guests' unbelievable stupidity. FROM STUPID GUEST TRICKS -- StupidGuestTricks.com was a website founded to provide Disney Cast Members and other theme park employees a place to vent about some of the idiots they've dealt with. Most Cast Members will tell you that 99% of the guests they deal with are wonderful, but there's always that 1% that lead to aggravation -- and ...
December 10, 2019 by Marty in Spotlight
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Disney, er, we mean, Uncle Walt’s Insider Food Blog. Totally original logo not at all influenced by DisneyFoodBlog.com (which we love, btw!).

Uncle Walt’s Insider Food Blog: Churros!

The secrets behind another one of Disney's best desserts! UNCLE WALT'S H.Q., SVALBARD -- Hey, everybody! Here's the second installment of the Uncle Walt's Insider Food Blog! X did such a great job with the first one, Uncle Walt asked me to do this one!  Walt let me pick my favorite Disney food to review, so of course I am going to be looking at the selections of Victoria and Albert's at the Grand Floridian, focusing on the Maple Glazed Manchester Quail with ...
December 9, 2019 by Marty in Spotlight, Uncle Walt's Food Blog
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UWI Step Moms Panel

(Step)Moms Panel: Universal / Disney combo deal & transportation?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: I'm planning an Orlando vacation. Is there a 'park hopper' or multi-park pass that will get us into both Universal and Disney parks? And how do we get between the two?" - Beverly C., Abilene TX Harriet:  Just don't go ...
December 7, 2019 by Marty in step-planDisney
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UWI Step Moms Panel

(Step)Moms Panel: You’re making these questions up, aren’t you?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step) Moms: I'm a little suspicious. Are these actually real questions submitted by real readers?" - Marty R., Longyearben, Norway Marty: Dear Mary, sorry, but I don't understand the question. X: I plead the 5th. Ub: You shouldn’t ask questions like that. Walt: Hi Martin, thanks for asking. ...
December 4, 2019 by Marty in step-planDisney
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The few kids without masks were about to be eaten, we just know it. Photo by Disney, from thecastlerun.com.

Photo shows Disney fans used to be creepy

Thank goodness we're all normal now. BURBANK, CA -- A 1930's era photograph of Mickey Mouse Club members found in the Disney archives shows one thing very clearly: Disney fans used to be super-creepy. Just look at that photo. Seriously, look at it. A sizeable percentage of that group turned into serial killers, we're guessing. Or Cast Member Leads. Thankfully, Disney obsession no longer results in creepy, weird behavior, or puts us outside of societal norms. Now please excuse me while I put on ...
December 3, 2019 by Marty in Other
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