(Step)Moms Panel: You’re making these questions up, aren’t you?

The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.]

“Dear (Step) Moms: I’m a little suspicious. Are these actually real questions submitted by real readers?” – Marty R., Longyearben, Norway

Marty:

Dear Mary, sorry, but I don’t understand the question.

X:

I plead the 5th.

Ub:

You shouldn’t ask questions like that.

Walt:

Hi Martin, thanks for asking.

I can tell you that questions are submitted by people who actually visit our website. You can trust me. I’m on the Internet!

Harriet: 

Just don’t go to Walt Disney World. There are already enough people there without you. 

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