The Uncle Walt’s Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.]
“Dear (Step) Moms: I’m a little suspicious. Are these actually real questions submitted by real readers?” – Marty R., Longyearben, Norway
Dear Mary, sorry, but I don’t understand the question.
I plead the 5th.
You shouldn’t ask questions like that.
Hi Martin, thanks for asking.
I can tell you that questions are submitted by people who actually visit our website. You can trust me. I’m on the Internet!
Just don’t go to Walt Disney World. There are already enough people there without you.
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