Thank goodness we’re all normal now.
BURBANK, CA — A 1930’s era photograph of Mickey Mouse Club members found in the Disney archives shows one thing very clearly: Disney fans used to be super-creepy.
Just look at that photo. Seriously, look at it. A sizeable percentage of that group turned into serial killers, we’re guessing. Or Cast Member Leads.
Thankfully, Disney obsession no longer results in creepy, weird behavior, or puts us outside of societal norms. Now please excuse me while I put on my custom Mouse ears and head to Disneyland with my adult friends to eat churros and meet our favorite characters, right after I finished rewatching Steamboat Willie on Disney+ for the 30th time.
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Cover photo: The few kids without masks were about to be eaten, we just know it. Photo by Disney, from thecastlerun.com.