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BREAKING: Disney animal characters will only be voiced by actual animals

It's only right. BURBANK, CA -- As you may have read, Disney property The Simpsons will now have characters voiced only by actors of the same race as their fictional counterparts. Apart from the company scrambling to find yellow actors, they now say that they are extending the policy to non-human characters. Yes, from now on, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, and other beloved Disney characters will only be voiced by animals. Sources say the company is struggling to find a man-dog hybrid to ...

(Step)Moms Panel: Can I throw my own Halloween party at Walt Disney World?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step)Moms: Other websites are saying Disney canceled their Halloween parties. If there's no official Mickey's Not So Scary Halloween Party when I go to Magic Kingdom, can I just throw my own party while I'm there?" - Girish P., Moscow ...

June 29, 2020 by Marty in step-planDisney

Uncle Walt’s Insider Week in Review for June 28

Here's what you missed while doing something much less important! Appearing this past week on Uncle Walt's Insider: Monday (STEP) MOMS PANEL: THERE'S NOW AN AUTO ZONE ON MAIN STREET U.S.A.? - Ah, the age-old philosophical question. Our (Step)Moms know all about auto parts. Tuesday UNCLE WALT'S INSIDER 2020 WDW CROWD CALENDAR THE ONLY ONE TO PREDICT SHUTDOWN - As usual, we're better than the other news sites. And humbler. Wednesday EPCOT "EAT TO THE BEAT" CONCERTS CANCELED? NO, JUST VIRTUAL - Disney will still sell concert dining ...

June 28, 2020 by Marty in Spotlight

Remember, it all started with a mouse. Photo by Olivier Bruchez [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.

Antifa pulls down statue of “historic oppressor” Mickey Mouse

Where will it end? DISNEYLAND, CA -- Chanting "Hey, ho, the mouse must go," protesters toppled the Mickey Mouse portion of the famed Partners Statue at Disneyland yesterday. A spokesperson for the protesters, Jun "Auntie" Fa (no relation), read a statement to Uncle Walt's Insider. We'd give you the whole thing here, but it was riddled with grammatical errors and poor reasoning, and we're not WDWNTT. Basically, it denounced "almost 100 years" of "rodent-based capitalistic terrorism" on the "poor downtrodden park-goers of the ...

June 26, 2020 by Marty in California

(Step)Moms Panel: Can anyone anywhere in Orlando use Minnie Vans? How?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step)Moms: You ran an article last week saying Minnie Vans would now go to Universal Studios. (At least, I think that's what it said.) How will that work exactly? Will I be able to call a Minnie Van from anywhere ...

June 25, 2020 by Marty in step-planDisney