Antifa pulls down statue of "historic oppressor" Mickey Mouse |

Antifa pulls down statue of “historic oppressor” Mickey Mouse

Remember, it all started with a mouse. Photo by Olivier Bruchez [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.

Where will it end?

DISNEYLAND, CA — Chanting “Hey, ho, the mouse must go,” protesters toppled the Mickey Mouse portion of the famed Partners Statue at Disneyland yesterday.

A spokesperson for the protesters, Jun “Auntie” Fa (no relation), read a statement to Uncle Walt’s Insider. We’d give you the whole thing here, but it was riddled with grammatical errors and poor reasoning, and we’re not WDWNTT. Basically, it denounced “almost 100 years” of “rodent-based capitalistic terrorism” on the “poor downtrodden park-goers of the world,” yada yada yada.

Pictured: Yada Yada Yada.

Pictured: Yada Yada Yada.

But why just topple Mickey, we asked? Why not noted capitalist Walt Disney? Fa (no relation) just rolled her eyes.

“Because everyone likes Walt. Duh.”

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Cover photo: Remember, it all started with a mouse. Photo by Olivier Bruchez [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.