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Uncle Walt’s Insider Week in Review for July 12

Here's what you missed while doing something much less important! Appearing this past week on Uncle Walt's Insider: Monday (STEP) MOMS PANEL: WALT DISNEY WORLD IS CLOSED? WHY? - The (Step)Moms did some exhaustive research (for once). Apparently it's true. Huh. Who knew? Tuesday CINDERELLA CASTLE VANDALIZED, PAINTED PINK - We're okay with gang tagging. But painting the whole thing pink? Really, vandals? Wednesday HALL OF PRESIDENTS TO BE REPLACED WITH "HAMILTON LIVE! FEATURING THE MUPPETS" - America's favorite Treasury Secretary played by everyone's favorite frog! Thursday (STEP) MOMS PANEL: ...

(Step)Moms Panel: Is Splash Mountain a “classic”?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step)Moms*: Would you all consider Splash Mountain a 'classic' at Magic Kingdom? In one of my non-Facebook groups, a girl is trying to tell me that it's not a classic because it's not old. The problem is that it's been ...

July 9, 2020 by Marty in step-planDisney

(Step)Moms Panel: Walt Disney World is closed? Why?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step)Moms: I went to book a vacation to Walt Disney World - my first - and their website says they're closed? Really? What's up with that?" - Carl S., Cheyenne Wy Harriet: Just don't go to Walt Disney World. There are enough ...

July 6, 2020 by Marty in step-planDisney

Uncle Walt’s Insider Week in Review for July 5

Here's what you missed while doing something much less important! Appearing this past week on Uncle Walt's Insider: Monday (STEP) MOMS PANEL: CAN I THROW MY OWN HALLOWEEN PARTY AT WALT DISNEY WORLD? - This confused us, because it's a party wherever the (Step)Moms are. Tuesday BREAKING: DISNEY ANIMAL CHARACTERS WILL ONLY BE VOICED BY ACTUAL ANIMALS - Huh, okay. We suppose an actual duck voicing Donald can't be worse. Wednesday "YOUNG" WALT DISNEY STATUE THE NEXT TO GO? - One Twit (Twitter user) says if we tear ...

July 5, 2020 by Marty in Spotlight

(Step)Moms Panel: What else will go wrong this year?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step)Moms: It was only a few months ago that the biggest problem involving Disney Parks was stranding Skyliner riders in the air for a few hours. Good times! What do you predict will go wrong in the coming months?" - ...

July 2, 2020 by Marty in step-planDisney