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UWI (Step)Moms Panel

(Step)Moms Panel: What’s the biggest surprise at the reopened Walt Disney World?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step)Moms: I'm sure you all have been back to WDW since it reopened. What was the biggest surprise about the parks?" - Sylvia S, Saint John NB Baby Yoda: Marty: You were surprised by that? X: There's no shade at all in the Rise of ... Read more
UWI (Step)Moms Panel

(Step)Moms Panel: Where do you come down on the mask debate?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step)Moms: Where do you come down on the whole mask debate?" - Anthony F., Washington DC   Baby Yoda: Baby Yoda: Marty: Make up your mind. Baby Yoda: Walt: Hi Tony, thanks for asking. You have the right not to wear one, but a business has the right to ... Read more

Uncle Walt’s Insider Week in Review for July 26

Here's what you missed while doing something much less important!  Appearing this past week on Uncle Walt's Insider: Monday (STEP) MOMS PANEL: CAN A DISNEY PARKS MOMS PANEL REJECT JOIN THE (STEP)MOMS? - Ha ha ha ha ha... Oh, way, she's serious. The (Step)Moms give this request the answer it needs. Tuesday PRE-PACKAGED SANDWICHES AT EPCOT FOOD & WINE FESTIVAL - The fabulous international food might be a little less fabulous this year. Wednesday BREAKING: HAUNTED MANSION COVID OVERLAY? - Sure, the virus is scary, but there's no ... Read more
Now Mickey will cry over your dead body! Photo by Chad Sparkes [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr, modified.

QUESTION: Did Walt Disney World reopen to increase Magical Funerals® clients?

Would Disney exploit a health crisis to drum up business? WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL -- While many have questioned Walt Disney World's decision to reopen its theme parks during the pandemic, some are suggesting a more sinister motive. "They have a business built on death," said Cast Member Jordan from Davenport, FL our source, who asked to remain anonymous, referring to WDW's Magical Funerals® services. "I've been working with the Disney Magical Funerals® department for over a year. And you'd think that when the ... Read more
UWI (Step)Moms Panel

(Step)Moms Panel: Who gets to use the shared armrest in a movie theater?

The Uncle Walt's Insider (Step) Moms Panel answers your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.] "Dear (Step)Moms: This is kind of theme park-related, since there's a movie theater at Disney Springs. When you go to a movie theater and the seats have armrests, which one is yours and which your neighbors?" - Laura M, Henderson NV Walt: Hi, ... Read more