We missed these posters on our last visit, as we were too busy checking our Facebook notifications.
WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL -- Disney has unveiled its new "celebration slogan," which will be used in Disney Parks and Resorts worldwide: "PUT DOWN YOUR STUPID PHONE."
"We wanted something that would appeal to all ages, and really capture the modern spirit," says Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation). "After loads of research, we settled on this one.
"Okay, it wasn't so much 'loads ...
Our little-known facts series continues"!"
There are three things that make the Disney Vacation Club special. First, it's Disney. And, um, it has to do with vacations. And it is a club! [Ed.: Hey, so that's why it's called that!]
Wait, there is a fourth thing: it somehow manages to be a time share without all the negative vibes associated with those words! But do you know everything there is to know about the Disney company's amazing time-share-not-a-time-share?
If not, don't despair! Uncle Walt's ...
Probably a good call, considering.
BURBANK, CA -- The Disney Company announced today that its plans for a Disneyland-style theme park in Kabul, Afghanistan, have been placed on hold for the foreseeable future. The press release did not provide specific reasons for the delay, but sources inside the company say that Afghans on the project are too busy trying to flee the country to continue work at this time.
We reached out to Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) for comment, ...
For once, we're not making this up! The ride is really open to guests!
WALT DISNEY STUDIOS PARK, FR -- In a shocking discovery, Uncle Walt's Insider has learned that the Ratatouille attraction is open today to all guests!
Disney (the company) spokeschick Jun Disney (no relation) had this to share: "Yes boys, it's true, it's open! But then again, we've opened it everyday since it was finished."
Guests visiting the Ratatouille ride will be shrunk down to rat size, board a vehicle that ...
Our little-known facts "series" continues!
Shanghai Disneyland! It's like Disneyland, but in Shanghai! All the wonders of China, and all the magic of Disney, neatly packaged in a single park! But do you know everything there is to know about it?
If not, don't despair! Uncle Walt's Insider is here to provide some incredible, newly-written-discovered trivia about Shanghai Disneyland!
The park is named for the famous explorer Dr. Albert Shanghai.
And if you don't believe that, you are in de-Nile.
Shanghai Disneyland is the only place ...