We’re not sure what it means, but it can’t be great. DAVOS, SWITZERLAND — Photographs surfaced yesterday showing clearly that Disney head cheese Mickey Mouse was among the attendees at the World Economic Forum in Davos. Rumors have abounded for years that Mickey has ties to clandestine organizations such as the W.E.F, the W.W.F., the…
Ride operators at the parks will finally be on-site again instead of pushing buttons from home! BR’ER BANK, CA — Newly reinstated Disney CEO Bob “Bob” Iger has told employees that the days of working from home are coming to an end. Effective March 1, 2023, Disney employees will be required to work in person…
More of Chapek creating magic! (For his accountants.) WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The Walt Disney World Resort is known for its world class hotels, restaurants, and theme parks. It’s also the place where children of all ages can meet their favorite characters, such as Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Goofy, and Ensign Thomas Garland. But…
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We can’t wait to visit Walt, er, Bob Chapek World! BURBANK, CA — A recent SEC filing reveals that Disney intends to replace the Disney name with “Chapek” worldwide, after its current CEO Bob “Bob” Chapek. The name change will include the parks, studios, subsidiaries, individual departments, as well as the corporation name itself. Uncle…
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Pictured: Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — Brits and anglophiles worldwide are mourning the passing of the United Kingdom’s Queen Elizabeth II. Uncle Walt’s Insider has learned that Disney parks worldwide will be closing down their respective U.K. Pavilions for a period of mourning, including the ones at Florida’s EPCOT…