We’re not sure what it means, but it can’t be great.
DAVOS, SWITZERLAND — Photographs surfaced yesterday showing clearly that Disney head cheese Mickey Mouse was among the attendees at the World Economic Forum in Davos.
Rumors have abounded for years that Mickey has ties to clandestine organizations such as the W.E.F, the W.W.F., the W.W.E., the New World Order, the Trilateral Commission, the Freemasons, The Pentavirate, and Meals on Wheels, but these photographs are the first documented proof. (Uncle Walt’s Insider was also able to obtain airport records showing Mickey’s private jet was the 975th of the 1200 or so private jets to depart the conference, confirming the visit.)
There is no indication yet as to what meetings the Mouse attended, or to what degree he embraces the goals of the organization, but his inclusion at the conference may be a troubling indication of things to come.
In completely unrelated news, Disney has announced that its theme park restaurants will be switching to 100% insect protein by the end of 2024. Uncle Walt’s will bring you more details as we learn them.
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Cover photo: We’re offering a bounty on any photos of Mickey with George Soros. (Not Al Gore.) Photo via Reuters & WDWMagic.