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Step-planDisney: Should Cynthia be the next Disney CEO?

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Uncle Walt’s Insider step-planDisney (Step)Moms answer your real questions with their own totally reliable advice. [Lawyer-mandated disclaimer: do NOT rely on this advice. Our panel of experts may or may not be actual stepmoms, but they are definitely evil.]

“Dear step-planDisney (Step)Moms: Disneyland, Disney, would be better off hiring somebody like me
Who, knows Disneyland for 40 years, who has marketing education and experience, and the biggest plus, knows what the people are wanting from Disney
Making it a family friendly Disneyland again
So many people are becoming more and more disappointed with the parks
I believe I can correct and turn around the situation
My question to you is,
Is this what Disney wants, or are they willing to go forward in what is seemingly a chaotic mess?
I can turn this Company into what it once was .” – Cynthia F., California

Harriet:

Just don’t be Disney CEO. There are too many Bobs there without you.

Walt:

Hi, Cindy. Thanks for asking.

I think you’re dealing with a combination of issues. If you look at the latest earnings report, the COGs had increased, operating costs have increased, and so you’re looking at lower revenue. 

Grogu:

Walt:

Yes, Grogu, Disney has seen record crowds in the parks, and revenue is doing quite well, but that is just one aspect of the business. 

Grogu:

Walt:

Correct again, with Disney+ underperforming, plus the recent failures in the box office, you have to start looking at other things outside of the obvious for Disney. 

Grogu:

Walt:

Haha, yes. That is certainly true. Always great to have you on the show, Grogu.

Be sure to tune in next week when special guest Forky joins Grogu and I to discuss Keynesian Economics and how it affects guest’s choice when it comes to not only how many churros they will buy, but also if they will splurge for dipping sauces. 

Marty:

Sorry, but after all that, I’ve forgotten the question.

X:

Can I see your resume? Not like I have any influence, but I’m just curious.

Marty:

Mine?

X:

Sure, why not?

Marty:

It’s in crayon. I haven’t updated it in a while.

Walt:

Wow! This is the same resume you gave to me when I interviewed you. Look, the meatball stain is still there! 

Ub:

[Speechless for once.]

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