“Like the real Canada, but slightly less polite.”
WALT DISNEY WORLD, FL — The self-proclaimed Canadian Freedom Convoy isn’t over. It’s just moved south.
“We got the idea from our wonderful dictator, I mean, Prime Minister,” said trucker Léonel Legrand of Montreal. “We learned from reliable sources that he was hiding here when we were in Ottawa. So after we got the boot from there, we came down here.
“After all, the Canada Pavilion at Epcot is just like home. Just slightly less polite, eh?”
Guests interviewed by Uncle Walt’s Insider had mixed responses to the presence of the protests.
“I’m all for it,” said guest Mildred Feher. “They’re super nice, so I’ve been bringing them fuel and churros. And they at least try to honk in time with the music during Harmonious!”
Another guest, John Teller, was less happy.
“The honking’s not a problem — I grew up in Brooklyn. But it’s not easy trying to squeeze past all the trucks, especially inside the Circlevision theater.”
How did they get across the border, we wonder? Let us know in the comments below!
Cover photo: Freedom convoy at Epcot’s Canada Pavilion. Photo by Steven Miller [CC BY 2.0] via Flickr, and Minas Panagiotokis/Getty Images.