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Uncle Walt's Insider - (Two-finger) Point/Counterpoint.

Point/Counterpoint: The “Churro Ice Cream Sandwich”

(Two-finger) Point/Counterpoint is a recurring feature we just thought up where we debate with ourselves about current theme park news. TODAY'S TOPIC: The so-called "Churro Ice Cream Sandwich." SUBMITTED: The Churro Ice Cream Sandwich is an abomination from the pit of hell and must be stopped before lives are lost.  POINT - Marty: It was bound to happen eventually. It seems that every stupid idea starts in California and then spreads across the nation. Just look at all the bad trends that started in California: ...
June 23, 2018 by Marty in California, Florida, Other
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Uncle Walt’s celebrates 200th article that no one will read

Ten months, 200 articles, and still only two regular readers! UNCLE WALT'S H.Q. -- It's party time at the main offices of Uncle Walt's Insider! [Ed.: Ub, I'm sure I put your invite in the mail. Be patient.]  This is the 200th article published at UncleWalts.com! We deeply appreciate all of the support, likes, shares, retweets, swipes right, and postcards from all of our faithful readers! [Ed.: Both of you.] To be fair, we joke about having only two regular readers, and that's not at all ...
June 21, 2018 by Marty in Other
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Incredibles 2 movie poster © 2019 Disney.

Nine things you should know about Incredibles 2

We waited 14 years for this sequel. Number 2 explains why! BURBANK, CA -- With the release of any new Disney film comes inevitable clickbait articles from websites that have nothing to do with the movie, hoping to capture some reflected glory from the artists who do the real work. But Uncle Walt's Insider is different from all those others -- because, well, we admit it! So, with this latest Pixar release, here are nine totally true and reliable things you should know about Incredibles ...
June 16, 2018 by Marty in California, Other
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UWI News Brief - Tinker Bell and Pixie Dust.

Disney warns: off-brand pixie dust not safe for flying

Insist on the real article before you think of the happiest things. BURBANK, CA -- The Walt Disney Company responded today to recently-reported incidents involving trafficking of "off-brand pixie dust," cautioning folks to make sure they are in possession of the real thing before attempting flight. "While everyone looks forward to lifting off the ground and soaring to Never Never Land," today's press release states, "consumers should be aware that some pixie dust has been imported from countries and imaginary lands that do ...
June 11, 2018 by Marty in Other
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The Disney Magic totally for real on Bay Lake. Photo by Brandon Randall, used and modified by permission, and Pjotr Mahhonin [CC BY-SA 4.0] via Wikimedia Commons.

Disney Cruise Line to offer Bay Lake itinerary

Experience the undiscovered magic of Bay Lake! PORT CANAVERAL, FL -- In a highly anticipated announcement earlier this week, Disney Cruise Line released their 2019 itineraries. In addition to the now traditional Caribbean, Bahamas, Alaska, and European itineraries, one new location was announced that has generated a lot of conversation. Disney will become the first cruise line ever to call on the port of Bay Lake, Florida! Disney spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation) read a prepared statement announcing the new itineraries: "We at ...
May 29, 2018 by X in Florida, Other
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