Each side blames the other for the continued cold snap. LONGYEARBEN, NORWAY — The multi-day summit between Elsa, Queen of Arendelle, and Frozone, representing Metroville, ended early on Thursday without an accord. The two leaders met in facilities provided at the Svalbard headquarters of Uncle Walt’s Insider, which had agreed to host the summit as a…
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Irate characters are lining up at the courthouse to reclaim their names. MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA — He’s just an ant in search of a peaceful life. Once, he had to fight off an army of grasshoppers to free his colony. And now, Flik is taking on a new battle, this one in the courtroom —…
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We don’t intend to be cruel but, well, we have standards. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — To all recently laid-off reporters from Vice, Buzzfeed, Vox, and other similar media outlets: you have our sympathy, but please stop sending your resumés to Uncle Walt’s Insider. We’d have to drop our accuracy standards way too much…
Ub swears he saw her running across Lake Michigan, freezing it as she went. UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — As temperatures plunge across Canada and the U.S. midwestern states, icy fingers are beginning to point, seeking someone to blame. Some say this is a rare but natural occurrence called a polar vortex. Others blame…
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The name does fit both cruise lines’ naming conventions. CELEBRATION, FL & SANTA CLARITA, CA — It’s a corporate snafu for the record books, and we can’t wait to see how this plays out. Within minutes of each other, both Disney Cruise Line and Princess Cruise Line announced the name of their next cruise ship…