Buzzfeed, Vice reporters: please stop sending us resumés |

Buzzfeed, Vice reporters: please stop sending us resumés

Just today's resumé haul. Image by Quinn Dombrowski [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.

We don’t intend to be cruel but, well, we have standards.

UNCLE WALT’S INSIDER H.Q., SVALBARD — To all recently laid-off reporters from Vice, Buzzfeed, Vox, and other similar media outlets: you have our sympathy, but please stop sending your resumés to Uncle Walt’s Insider. We’d have to drop our accuracy standards way too much to hire you. Sorry.

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Cover photo: Just today’s resumé haul. Image by Quinn Dombrowski [CC BY-SA 2.0] via Flickr.