Elsa / Frozone Summit ends without agreement

Each side blames the other for the continued cold snap.

LONGYEARBEN, NORWAY — The multi-day summit between Elsa, Queen of Arendelle, and Frozone, representing Metroville, ended early on Thursday without an accord. The two leaders met in facilities provided at the Svalbard headquarters of Uncle Walt’s Insider, which had agreed to host the summit as a neutral but cold location.

It had been hoped that an end to the inordinate winter cold would be negotiated, but apparently that will not happen. Talks fell apart when our reporter Ub kept telling bad “ice” puns in spite of warnings to stop. The parties also expressed concerns about security when they saw X’s head repeatedly passing the windows as he drove a Zamboni around the building.*

No further meetings are scheduled at this time.

*Walt and Marty were unavailable as they were attending the Churro Summit in Cancun, Mexico (uninvited).

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Cover photo: Frozone and Queen Elsa pose for photographers at the Svalbard Summit.