Pictured: a partial group of current Democrat presidential candidates. WASHINGTON, DC — Grumpy, Sneezy, and Doc want to be your President. So do their fellow dwarfs, along with Donald Duck’s nephews and many, many other well-known Disney characters. In fact, Federal Election Commission filings this week show that multiple characters have formed exploratory committees, and…
We have friends in high places! Who knew? UNCLE WALT’S H.Q., SVALBARD — So someone at Marvel Studios must really be a fan of Uncle Walt’s Insider! Yes, we were sent an advanced Blu-Ray copy of the upcoming blockbuster Avengers: Endgame! And now we’re going to share with you some of the biggest surprises (once we…
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The Disney Empire annexes another entertainment giant. COPPELL, TX — He’s been hanging on walls and singing for 20 years. He’s probably the most well-known fish in the world after Jaws, Nemo, and Abe Vigoda. He’s Big Mouth Billy Bass. And now he’s a part of Disney’s world, as the entertainment giant has announced the buyout…
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What makes this particular animal so valuable? BURBANK, CA — Disney CEO Robert Iger announced Tuesday that the Walt Disney Company had acquired a fox from media mogul Rupert Murdoch, according to news reports. There was no immediate indication about where the fox will live, or why the purchase was made. So many questions As…
You handle the church satire, we’ll do theme parks. M’kay? Satirical news site The Babylon Bee published an article recently titled Disneyland Unveils New Star Wars Ride That Builds Up Really High Expectations And Then Lets You Down Halfway Through. (The actual article was shorter than the headline.) Funny stuff, but this is our corner….