Pictured: a partial group of current Democrat presidential candidates.
WASHINGTON, DC — Grumpy, Sneezy, and Doc want to be your President. So do their fellow dwarfs, along with Donald Duck’s nephews and many, many other well-known Disney characters. In fact, Federal Election Commission filings this week show that multiple characters have formed exploratory committees, and may soon announce as Democratic candidates for President.
“Well, of course they’ll be running as Democrats,” says political analyst and Disney (the company) spokesperson Jun Disney (no relation), “considering the overall political bent of the company leadership. The trick will be for them to stand out in the field of candidates. My money is on Dopey.”
By the end of the summer, it’s possible that every Disney character will be a candidate for President except for those born abroad — and, of course, Scrooge McDuck, who is a lifelong Republican.
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Cover photo: Just some of the current Democrat presidential candidates. Photo courtesy kidsunst.info.